I use my dick as a bouncy house at the carnival

Hello

I use my dick for calligraphy

hello @❤urj68❤

I use my dick to fuck my ramen

Ping me if you need me

I once put a hole in a jumping castle with my dick

My dick is so big I have to use a mattress as a fleshlight

What y'all doing?

I use my dick as a straw. Get on my level

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@Speaker of Anime. You have to make yourself needed, there 35k people in here and none of them know who you are unless you make yourself important. Post quality lewds or be fun in general

I use my dick as a baton to beat the men in my neighborhood

My dick so small I use dead skin cells as a flashlight

I once stuck a whole toothpick up my dick

Yes you do and we love you for it

who wants to cringe?

My dick can change color depending on the weather

@eniggzy I just realized how disturbing your pfp actually is.... <:pepeCringeOhGod:596187633755881472>

Wtf😂

dm me for cringe

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@Horns Did u cum?

My nut can fill a hot tub

lmao teste face pfp

My dick is harder than trying to rule a country under communism

yess

Awesome!

Are traps gay<:thonk:277109333375057931>

@Haezzzzz can we arrange that

My dick can change both its color and texture for attracting mates, ambushing prey and confusing potential predators

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@❤urj68❤no

Yes traps are gay

has anyone else seen the pics of the thicc ass old women

The dick makes it cute

@madcat you want me to nut in your hot tub bbg? <a:laugh:404395159313186827>

heyyyyy @madcat <:pepehype:585734745590333460>

I once nutted in a fat guys belly button and we put lego men in it and pretended it was a hot tub

yes

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