Dated a girl for ten years, didn't do anal, she left me

Someone ping me so I feel loved <:uhmhi:596743001733070873>

lol

wanna see the ntr drama ?

I try to fuck @Maez in the ass often, he won't let me

@Ecko0fficial

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@brandon666 did you just send me a penis

<:rubycry:508979253396897794> thasks lol

@Haezzzzz nah

goddamit i'm being dick shamed here eternally

I'd do anal to save my marriage but ouch

Need me some ***cock***

They call me the poop dealer

Be proud of your dick

Owo

Just marry a man with a small dong, butt stuff problem solved

@*•.¸♡ 🦆𝓢𝓱𝓪𝓭𝔂𝓓𝓾𝓬𝓴🦆♡¸.•* Got any gamer girl poop?

@*•.¸♡ 🦆𝓢𝓱𝓪𝓭𝔂𝓓𝓾𝓬𝓴🦆♡¸.•* ur back my bruther

Poop dealer made me giggle

My dick is uh somewhere in a cheese grader

<:pepeohnoohshit:595030652424945754>

Mein Mann has a big pp

mein fufer has 1 inch pp

Define big

<:thonk:277109333375057931>

Butt stuff still hurts with a small dick

@Ecko0fficial 6-8 inches

If a girl sees it and she doesn't raise both her eyebrows, it's not big

What do y'all call big in terms of dick

Things are meant to go out not in

@Vortex i am back general

@ttb618<:pepesmughandraise:581596843897782273> I win then

6? Isn't that like average

i think the idea of anal is you gotta be *very relaxed*

Thia is so sad Alexa can you play the Russian anthem

Spoken like someone who's never done butt stuff

@Deleted User 2 cm

@violator yeahh mein i can sell you boxes of this shit

@Deleted User Western average, yes

Why would I be relaxed when my butthole is being violated