Slinkys are good for self defense

I only have a flip knife

Australia has retard gun laws so I only have one gun

just because its so fucking cool

And retard knife laws

No that was a serious question and you people are joking on it

@StarvinMarvin the only thing you need to protect your virginity is a daki

Dudes be like:
<a:hoesmad:595699647066931212> my dick fell off!

<:wtf:581449283841294336>

Already have one

Where I'm at I can carry any knife as long as it's under six inches

I don't need a gun when I have Beyblades

They don't seem to be working though <:CattoSad:404364592412885023>

I have Bakugans

I dont need to protect my virginity because my uncle took it long ago <:feelsGoodEnough:293582652030582805>

Huh? Marvin you gonna lose your virginity?

Not bad

@KC wana know what else is under 6 inches?

<a:SadGreenRoll:597880294024151040>

is hentaihaven back online?

Guns and swords are useless in a zombie apocalypse just give up and die

Not yet, but probably soon lol

@Vortex my pp

Already sext with my gf

Bro sexting is fun

@KC i was gonna say mine <:angery:297573697949007873>

Just be a zombie and go around straight up eating people

Mine is smaller

@the taken king Having a fucking brain that isnt mentally challenged is all you need in a zombie apocalypse

Fun af way to spend zombie apocalypse

It’s a blast, especially when nudes are a part of it

Wait a minute... This isn't the Catholic discord

Indeed

@Deleted User you still die in the end

This is a Lutheran discord

Only thing I wanna do in a zombie apocalypse is find twinkies and eat them

Get outta here

@the taken king true, but I'd rather die after a decade passes and resources run out rather than immediately by getting ripped apart.

I think tomorrow will be the day I get MOH

<:wtf:581449283841294336>

Kk doughnuts overrated