Some guys have what we call
*Bottomless Balls*
Kind of like bottomless beer but girls like it less

cum in my throat pls

Imagine if you came in her so much her pussy exploded from the amount of cum

I once used a glory hole and drowned the person on the other side in cum

ive been cockblocked five times today

@Tendou cok

Let's make it six, proposition me

no thanks it would raise a high score

futa time

Who wants to buy poor ol me nitro

gimme some futa dick cheese

Then you'd be on the scoreboard! Call the new high score CUM, like at the old arcades

Welp imma vanish for now see you

smh i havent nutted for over a month now.

sexual frustrationsss

Bang and the dirt is gone

i havn't nutted sense saturday

Do people still think the earth is flat?

yes

@Tendou Buddy, when you finally blow your load you'd better aim it out a window

thanks for the advice!

How can I cum without work

earth is indeed flat

I wanna cum in space

Put some peanut butter on a tree branch and blast a fucking squirrel with it

if u look up sky is blue, cuz its watter

It's blue because of blue food dye

i bet ud be good at sucking dick

@Blinky Dorf what if my load lands on someone head

Oh I know I would

you know, im actually impressed by wet dreams.

Even better, Peter.

I see

imagine having a mind so powerful you can actually cum without shaking your pathetic cocks.

I am good at sucking dick

you can learn that

What do you think Lucid Dreaming is for

wanna see

no i want your nitro

i wann feel

I don't even have it