Okay just stop now

Just use your hands and pull your ass cheeks apart man

“Be a man, use your hands”
-Barack Obama

Now do that in jeans

this is really amusing to me because i am mentally ILL

Aren’t we all

true true

But sometimes when I shit the ass hair Tangles and then it's painful to pull the shit out

Time to default dance my way back into depression

yeah uh i gotta say. never had my ass hair tangle before

Use those detangling brushes girls use

Wipe correctly and actually scrub your ass clean

Boom, problem solved.

I see a colossal titan...

Oh that works too ig

Brush your beautiful ass hair

Color them if you want to

Actually clean your asshole when you shower

Yo who wants to play r6 with me on Xbox?

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Has anyone ever dyed them before

i plan to grow my ass hair up to my back

just use I nose hair trimmer and hold it near the hole

Next thing you know trimmer got stuck in hole

“Nice tail, sir”
“Oh, this isn’t a tail.”

there is no excuse for not properly cleaning your ass

True

what if you have no hands

Toes

And there are a lot of reasons to properly clean your ass. KappaPride

Drag ur ass across the floor?

My dog does that

ohn my

☭KeiZesty☭#2314 was hit with the Ban Hammer!

eww they got worms

I don't think it's possible to touch the floor with your asshole

Whow

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what if you have no hands and no feet and are also having a seizure. that's a pretty good excuse not to clean your ass

Im sure that theres a way

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