Oh

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I

Hahahahhahahah he fucking answered it

but what if i want to clean the house with my vacuum ass?

It keeps farts ventilated

I’m a retard

mhhm

Nickname checks out ig

your shit cleans easier

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Okay just stop now

Just use your hands and pull your ass cheeks apart man

“Be a man, use your hands”
-Barack Obama

Now do that in jeans

this is really amusing to me because i am mentally ILL

Aren’t we all

true true

But sometimes when I shit the ass hair Tangles and then it's painful to pull the shit out

Time to default dance my way back into depression

yeah uh i gotta say. never had my ass hair tangle before

Use those detangling brushes girls use

Wipe correctly and actually scrub your ass clean

Boom, problem solved.

I see a colossal titan...

Oh that works too ig

Brush your beautiful ass hair

Color them if you want to

Actually clean your asshole when you shower

Yo who wants to play r6 with me on Xbox?

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Has anyone ever dyed them before

i plan to grow my ass hair up to my back

just use I nose hair trimmer and hold it near the hole

Next thing you know trimmer got stuck in hole

“Nice tail, sir”
“Oh, this isn’t a tail.”

there is no excuse for not properly cleaning your ass

True

what if you have no hands

Toes