Message from @Chef Pengu

Discord ID: 601250399789252609


2019-07-18 03:12:26 UTC  

I'm also 19

2019-07-18 03:12:30 UTC  

after you turn 21 birthdays literally dont matter lol

2019-07-18 03:12:37 UTC  

30/05/2000

2019-07-18 03:12:38 UTC  

and years start zipping by

2019-07-18 03:12:40 UTC  

loli

2019-07-18 03:12:52 UTC  

@Vortex except 50. Thats the next big one.

2019-07-18 03:12:55 UTC  

I willingly supplied cigarettes around my school yard as a kid

2019-07-18 03:13:00 UTC  

what happens at 50?

2019-07-18 03:13:07 UTC  

That's in america, in the rest of the world, after 18 birthdays don't matter

2019-07-18 03:13:08 UTC  

Loli is protected by the u.s. constitution sadly

2019-07-18 03:13:14 UTC  

The mid life crisis kicks in

2019-07-18 03:13:20 UTC  

i guess at 25 you can rent cars

2019-07-18 03:13:29 UTC  

Shit pengu started his empire back in school

2019-07-18 03:13:51 UTC  

My mom promised me fucking McDonalds and then she didn't bring any McDonalds

2019-07-18 03:14:00 UTC  

I used to smuggle bubblegum into my school and sell it for profit

2019-07-18 03:14:00 UTC  

The US stands against the UN attempts to outlaw any harm to minors portrayed in all fiction in any way shape and form

2019-07-18 03:14:05 UTC  

Konnichiwa<:uhmhi:596743001733070873>

2019-07-18 03:14:06 UTC  

Life was good

2019-07-18 03:14:10 UTC  

I wanna fucking cry

2019-07-18 03:14:24 UTC  

So I was told some one banned my wife

2019-07-18 03:14:26 UTC  

@a/sian That was just the beginning of my empire

2019-07-18 03:14:41 UTC  

We need a life story pls

2019-07-18 03:15:04 UTC  

imagine watching anime and you never see any people immediately after they are killed or wounded like you normally would because they were a minor

2019-07-18 03:15:05 UTC  

From start to finish like every other story

2019-07-18 03:15:13 UTC  

Ok then

2019-07-18 03:15:29 UTC  

Whats gonna happen in stories where the village gets wiped out?

2019-07-18 03:15:39 UTC  

Do we just spare the kids?

2019-07-18 03:15:41 UTC  

Gn guys

2019-07-18 03:15:46 UTC  

gn

2019-07-18 03:15:51 UTC  

Gn

2019-07-18 03:15:52 UTC  

Nini

2019-07-18 03:15:56 UTC  

Be safe on discord when the 27th comes around

2019-07-18 03:15:57 UTC  

Started selling adderall during highschool

2019-07-18 03:15:59 UTC  

I have to wake up early

2019-07-18 03:16:01 UTC  
2019-07-18 03:16:13 UTC  

@Chef Pengu what the actual fuck

2019-07-18 03:16:23 UTC  

Like gn but what the actual fuck

2019-07-18 03:16:25 UTC  

Hey someone had to pay for tax

2019-07-18 03:16:26 UTC  

Damn the grind was real

2019-07-18 03:18:30 UTC  

Dont even log into discord on the 27 <:killme:584156915656032267>

2019-07-18 03:18:36 UTC  

Fbi wants to know your location pengu