I swear I feel a stroke coming in

@GOD AND ANIME yes

i think every guy gets caught at least once

never caught

my brother caught me once

dumbasses beat in their rooms

I havent

oh yeah fun fact

ive walked in on my roommate wanking before

i use the bathroom

my mom caught me twice

honestly i just ignored it and pretended i didnt see shit lol

@Deleted User where the fuck and I supposed to jack off then

I use everywhere

toilet @GOD AND ANIME

so i was about to masturbate, so i opened up pornhub but my ass is hardening up because i have to take a shit, so i did.

Hell no

dirty bathroom?

i finished and went out and i realized i left pornhub open

So I can hav fish hybrid babies and shit

Damn that

Rip

and my brother walked in my room, so i ran

i have a big ass bathroom so the toilet is really far from everything else

i ran quickly to my laptop and covered the screen with my torso

i rue the day someone decides to browse my pc files

my brother almost saw my screen and was like

And then if you have a explosion it gets in the tub @Deleted User

"yo the fuck you doin'?"

my family catches me watching porn all the time

haha holy shit you guys suck

@| monica | have some shame slu

@Deleted User yeah i suck cock

its all fun and games until you are sitting in a public starbucks and get hit with that moaning meme

Tbh its like people dont understand that a boy's closed door means fuck off

my close call caughts are countless

my close call caughts are around uhhg

same

me, with the clean ass track record of being caught 0 times all while living with 14 others

Rip to that

1200 times