I am a menace i love eating ranch with some lettuce

0w0

@Small Brain **hewo** <:thots:292591799158046720>

imagine eating ranch

i took my meds w ranch once <:feelsGoodEnough:293582652030582805>

I personally use ranch as lube

Why

I am a menace **Salad Dressing**

@isabella anything you needed :-)

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Ranch lube is the best lube

Second best lube is blood

i didnt have any actual drinks and ranch is good

no just saying hi cause i just wokeup

ah

so its more or less good morning?

get a room

Jokkestan Super Caelum#8804 was hit with the Ban Hammer!

@Small Brain you’ll have to find out for yourself

Guys i was cooking and i spilled something and so i had to remove my boxers and i was preparing some chicken and it fell and hit my dick

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Oof

Now theres a lump is it salmonella

thats hot

I hate chicken hitting my dick

@Nani what the fuck..

hei

i think you mean

@Nani the fuck

Guys i swear i didnt fuck the raw chicken

@Tendou 👌

That’s sooo weird

if i was a raw chicken would u fuck me <:feelsbad:262791606288121867>

Fuck cooked chicken

no

@McCenter whats up

fuck the chicken until explode

>fucks raw chicken
later virgins

@Nani wanna fuck a turkey together?

if the raw chicken was my boyfriend, i'd let it fuck me though

I would fuck you @kelly