Message from @Deleted User

Discord ID: 270744048799711243


2017-01-17 02:27:32 UTC  

I literally have nothing but my school issued ipad

2017-01-17 02:27:41 UTC  

Use the Ipad

2017-01-17 02:27:45 UTC  

That they're probably monitering

2017-01-17 02:28:10 UTC  

It's got crazy ass restrictions on it

2017-01-17 02:28:14 UTC  

They block yahoo

2017-01-17 02:29:04 UTC  

What the fuck

2017-01-17 02:29:24 UTC  

I'm so fucked man

2017-01-17 02:29:44 UTC  

My parents are super strict about no electronics in my room

2017-01-17 02:29:55 UTC  

That was my only hope

2017-01-17 02:38:53 UTC  

well #1 cicero you need to learn how to hide shit

2017-01-17 02:39:11 UTC  

like seriously what did you do leave it out with cum on it

2017-01-17 02:39:19 UTC  

I hid a porn mag under my mattress once

2017-01-17 02:39:35 UTC  

Parents never found it

2017-01-17 02:39:38 UTC  

itds an iphone its fucking 4 inches by 2 inches and a centimeter thick

2017-01-17 02:39:46 UTC  
2017-01-17 02:39:55 UTC  

nice fuckup

2017-01-17 02:40:01 UTC  

now ull need to jerk off here

2017-01-17 02:40:07 UTC  

allow me to teach you]

2017-01-17 02:40:09 UTC  

.porn

2017-01-17 02:40:11 UTC  

.porn

2017-01-17 02:40:13 UTC  

.porn

2017-01-17 02:40:15 UTC  

.porn

2017-01-17 02:40:27 UTC  

*k*

2017-01-17 02:40:54 UTC  

Found an old, even more cracked iPod 4

2017-01-17 02:41:00 UTC  

Probably just gonna use that

2017-01-17 02:41:06 UTC  

lol

2017-01-17 02:41:10 UTC  

Desperate times call for desperate measures

2017-01-17 02:41:50 UTC  

It's slowly shrinking in size

2017-01-17 02:41:57 UTC  

The device I use, not my penis

2017-01-17 02:42:05 UTC  

Used to be 5.5"

2017-01-17 02:42:09 UTC  

Then 4"

2017-01-17 02:42:14 UTC  

Now it's 3.5"

2017-01-17 04:46:51 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189080173222690816/270775924415397888/image.png

2017-01-17 04:46:56 UTC  

Does this count

2017-01-17 04:47:49 UTC  

yeah but it's not lewd enough

2017-01-17 04:47:58 UTC  

One up me then

2017-01-17 04:48:44 UTC  

@nrg It's a green mushroom you cuck