Kill it

take a shit

Snuggle with it

Pee on it to assert dominance

I would but he took half the bed!

dㅇg

He’s a big ass boi too

Snuggly boi

Shit on his head

Surprise attack

I know

hey edward

Sleep on it.

Sah

I’ll show him the internet

suh

Assert dominance

Show him furry porn

Hi Mom

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Mom no t posing

🇺🇸 ™

<:woWonayiM:589396024846581766>

It’s Sunday

I’ll t-pose on my dog to prove dominance

Mom ily

Show your dog how meaningless he is in the grand scheme of things.

ilyt doppist

<:TranceGirlWOW:581449262320320532>

Fuel his existencial crisis

<:TranceGirlWOW:581449262320320532>

I wanna be the very best

nery vice#1160 was hit with the Ban Hammer!

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oh hecc yes

HA

thanks bronce, very cool

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My ass is itchy what do I do

Itch it