Put some Ofudas on that bitch, drive the curses out <:happydays:600126899980730368>

stupid idot nurd

@Clever real actors not people

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same

@Qt3.14doggo (praise arge) that’d certainly work cause I think the way the hydrophobic spray works is that it’s some kind of chemical like oil cause oil and water don’t mix and since it’s on a shirt/ other stuff you wear the fabric allows the hydrophobic to stick onto it....so you may need to find a material that’s not fabric but also pleasurable to the mans penis so it doesn’t hurt while still being able to hold the spray so that it can actually work like you want it to

Nice paragraph, wheres the rest of the essay

I love how there's a coherent and semi serious discussion about the advancement of Fleshlights

Does anyone know why old people are so fast at biking

Yea

Yes <:smugPepe:290702327185408005>

Fleshlights 😳

a fleshlight you don't need to clean. this could work out

Like 5 old guys just passed me

i would buy it

And I’m like tf

Same here

Why are you people so knowledgeable on this topic?

you're slowing yourself

Education

Why is there a conversation about flashlights🤔

It was an intriguing question

No, fleshlights

Why

To raid Area 51?385)

@Qt3.14doggo (praise arge)
One that actually has suction<:200IQ:585566406129745980> <:200iq:557603327873908756>

tfw when someone queues 30 shit songs on music bot

I had a stroke

I highkey wanna see someone try to get in

suction makes a fleshlight

Huh

There are many male masturbators with suction

I bet someone will @Ickycumbucket

I’m gonna seduce myself

Cya

Ok epic

Bye, have a good time

I want to nut really hard

There's a big ass fucking spider just lounging on my leg. Audacious cunt.

Me too

fleshlight improvement as of late has only been on the tech side, but this would be a practical inexpensive resolution to a big problem