No, you're too old

Kirk and I seen that Facebook profile. Until proven otherwise, I now picture you as a 25-ish prep frat boy. lol

I bet you get all the girls. -_-

Dick

20

20 as in 20

No, my vision sucks

Idk what my vision is, but it ain't 2020

I can't even see the big E with my left eye

Yeah, cause you're getting old

That's what happens when you get old.

You're 25!

No,

you're 28!

My brother is 29.

ok, going to bed, got some babies to rape tomorrow, and I need to teach some baguette in their 20s to rape'em good

see ya

Tell them 15 will get ya 20

15 ? that's way to old

😉

did you meant 5 ?

I meant 1

when they have pubes hairs, I don't touch them anymore

Hit it before puberty hits them

you know, the sound when you put a spoon in a creme brulee ?

it has to make that sound for me to get off

the cracking sound is really important

^ Is that how you subdued them?

Also, yeah, what is crem brulee?

Is that like baby food?

http://www.chowstatic.com/assets/recipe_photos/10785_eggnog_creme_brulee.jpg

food

"Crème brûlée, also known as burnt cream, crema catalana, or Trinity cream is a dessert consisting of a rich custard base topped with a contrasting layer of hard caramel. It is normally served at room temperature. Wikipedia"

yup

topped with a contrasting layer of hard caramel

when you put a spoon in, it crackles

it makes some nice sounds, like a 3y old losing its anal virginity

allright, good night roo, don't let ozzy rub off on you

Night. And no, we take turns rubbing the other off.

#nohomo

it means influence you but yeah, do what you gotta do ;-)