Message from @eli

Discord ID: 244597540442472449


2016-11-05 22:45:09 UTC  

Never have

2016-11-05 22:45:17 UTC  

Same

2016-11-05 22:56:36 UTC  

yeah but I unrolled my onion, so to speak

2016-11-05 22:57:00 UTC  

My hand just bounced up and down

2016-11-05 22:58:37 UTC  

i'd cut off venoms hands

2016-11-05 23:00:31 UTC  

You're not even gonna mention his onion? Just straight to my hands

2016-11-05 23:00:32 UTC  

I used to not use lube

2016-11-05 23:00:36 UTC  

Now I use my spit

2016-11-05 23:00:44 UTC  

Ew

2016-11-05 23:01:04 UTC  

>lube

2016-11-05 23:01:14 UTC  

pussy

2016-11-05 23:01:47 UTC  

Well, I used to not use

2016-11-05 23:01:48 UTC  

It

2016-11-05 23:01:56 UTC  

Because soap burned

2016-11-05 23:02:19 UTC  

You're not supposed to use soap

2016-11-05 23:02:23 UTC  

I know

2016-11-05 23:02:36 UTC  

It burns to piss for an hour after you use it

2016-11-05 23:02:51 UTC  

I can't believe you even tried

2016-11-05 23:03:05 UTC  

I didnt know at the time

2016-11-05 23:03:07 UTC  

Lol

2016-11-05 23:03:18 UTC  

I jerked off with deoderant once

2016-11-05 23:03:22 UTC  

He's a youngen

2016-11-05 23:03:26 UTC  

...

2016-11-05 23:03:32 UTC  

What is wrong with you people

2016-11-05 23:03:37 UTC  

I think ive told this though

2016-11-05 23:03:40 UTC  

That's just weird

2016-11-05 23:03:43 UTC  

Why

2016-11-05 23:03:48 UTC  

idk

2016-11-05 23:03:52 UTC  

Wow

2016-11-05 23:03:53 UTC  

Would that even cross your mind

2016-11-05 23:04:14 UTC  

I was just finding out my dick existed

2016-11-05 23:04:24 UTC  

^

2016-11-05 23:04:31 UTC  

Lmao

2016-11-05 23:04:56 UTC  

I didnt even know what happened when you beat off for a while

2016-11-05 23:05:03 UTC  

That was back in 7th grade

2016-11-05 23:05:06 UTC  

<@&208443518203461633> When are you gonna have time to 1v1

2016-11-05 23:05:16 UTC  

I can do it rn

2016-11-05 23:05:22 UTC  

Shit

2016-11-05 23:05:25 UTC  

Let me update

2016-11-05 23:06:08 UTC  

I could have done it last night but my ps3's cords were gutted and all over the room

2016-11-05 23:06:11 UTC  

@ya boi hey remember my cousin Josh