since no generation that does it has aged to 80 or whatever

And it'll murder you

in the day time its in ur pocket right next to your balls

at night its near ur head

back pocket man

Uhm

so it kills ball cells and brain cells

lol

Really though the dissipation of radiation from your phone is less than what you'd experience from daily sun exposure

back pocket is what girls do

cmon dune

So we are all super fucked

It's why it's a joke ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

And sterile

did you just assume my gender?

na the new phones are safe

yes

the old cells werent tho

oh

so

those giant ones

first the holocaust and now my gender

im fine

ya

were good

No those are probably fine too

@dunce lmao

lmao you fell for the holohoax meme too?

no those old cell phones they did a study on

it was a prank

they emitted a LOT of radiation

@Alibaba ok Joey Salads

Change Alis name to Joey Salads

no

Im Steven Croutons

cabbage>salad

how he's saying the holocaust was just a prank

how insensitive

wut

no

my grandad died in the holocaust