Yea

I look like a douhe when I try to look decent, so I just go with what I can. lol

That's Chaos.

xD

can't even see your eyes

fuck me the edge

With a beard.

Chaos can't grow a beard

Can you go to a beach while you're naked?

you can try

Rofl.

Naked beaches are weird. xD

Beer Stranding.

I don't have PJs. :/

I sleep in jeans

nah pyjamas are comfy

only silk?

I sleep in my usual look.

that's peasant clothing

I had an assortment of leather jackets. But during a move I had to get rid of them cause they take up too much space.

I think I had 8 or 9 of them.

My current jacket is a red and gray hoody that my uncle bought me a year or two ago.

Mine is like a wannabe emo skater hoody..

^ Said jacket.

ZooYork

wtf rogue is sexy

no homo

Rogue is manly.

I don't. I like looking at hot women. :3

you can make it not so straight easily, it's called penile fracture

That was cringy for my dick.

just run against a wall while your dick is hard

easy fracture

....

NO

anything involving shoving anything down the chimney freaks me out

don't talk about that ever again

When I read something that is cringy for my dick, I flap / clap my knees like bird wings and dip hips back. The amount of flaps depends on the cringe amount.

The wall running comment generated about 5 flaps.

or he'd stay for some post-death fun