She's always been the same person no matter how many times I speak to her

Fuck man I need something to cheer me up

Roo get me my belt

Don't spank me please

I'll beg

I thought you were the type to beg to be spanked

Who?

python

Me

Fucking sexual deviants the lot of you

Says the twink

So..... something's bothering me.

I woke up because I heard the door open and close. So I thought my mom was getting ready for work. Then I also noticed my desktop monitor was lit.

Now before I went to nap, I had my desktop rendering a RE7 video. But I turned off the monitor. so the light doesn't bother me while I sleep.

At first I just assumed the monitor kicked on after the video finished rendering. But it's an HDTV that doesn't respond to stuff like that, which means it had to have been turned on....

And then my mom was asleep and not getting ready for work caus it's only 2AM, she gets up around 5AM.

>_<

what?

God. Damn. Illegal. Mexicans. !

what

You got visited by the renderring spirit?

The Dorito, The Mountain Dew and the Holy Rendering spirit

Idk... It's been sinking in for a good hour or so that the door shouldnt have opened and that my monitor shouldn't have been on...

Was it a bountiful render or did the polygons wilt away?

Ahh yes. It's probs just the Dorito spirit.

It was full 1280x720 60fps render

Perhaps she went to the bathroom and checked on you or something

"check on you"

why

would someone do this

i dunno

to be a loving parent

The monitor is on the exact opposite corner as my door.

just need to check if my good for nothing son is still breathing... yep, he is. Too bad

i always like to imagine other people's parents are more caring than my own because then I get to imagine what it must feel like to be loved

>_> ^ I'm a full grown adult male. I don't get checked on. 😛

yea

exactly why it's weird

i know

she comes into your room and pulls your fucking covers higher, what a fucking strange image

And my brother is asleep, too... So there's another option down.

If the door is slightly open, then my cats know to slip their paw in and pull in order to open it and get into the house. But the door was fully closed.

Oh hey

I love cats

Hey