Message from @nrg

Discord ID: 270274602247258112


2017-01-15 18:49:22 UTC  

This guy seriously loves to suck cock. He can't stop obsessing about it. I think homosexuals are degenerate deviants and I especially hate annoying faggots who try to push their unhealthy lifestyle on us normal people.

If I am wrong, and this poster is not an fecal-faced asshole-sucking queer, there is only one other possibility.

This is a straight man posting all this nonsense about "gaijin cocksuckers." He sits, hunched over his cum-stained keyboard, brainstorming about how to rehash the same tired content in a new way, which to his porn-addled brain is "clever."

This heterosexual man is so totally captivated by the act of one man putting his penis in another man's mouth, that he feels compelled to share his vision with strangers on CL who are just here for a good laugh. He probably has a girlfriend or wife who has no idea that his brain is filled with images of rigid cocks and hungry man mouths while she goes down on him.

But seriously, how realistic is that? A straight man who constantly posts about hot man-on-man oral sex?

When death finally comes for him, he will think to himself: "My life was well lived. I posted 1,438 'gaijin cocksucker' posts on Craigslist. My time here was not wasted."

2017-01-15 19:20:49 UTC  

Ayooooo

2017-01-15 19:20:56 UTC  

I slept for 16 hours

2017-01-15 19:21:09 UTC  

AYOOOOOOOOOOOO

2017-01-15 19:21:11 UTC  

memes

2017-01-15 19:21:19 UTC  

OwO

2017-01-15 19:21:24 UTC  

don't

2017-01-15 19:21:28 UTC  

X3

2017-01-15 19:21:37 UTC  

that's fine

2017-01-15 19:21:47 UTC  

I started hunterxhunter I'm liking it

2017-01-15 19:21:53 UTC  

How're you liking champloo

2017-01-15 19:22:04 UTC  

I haven't shower since wednesday

2017-01-15 19:22:20 UTC  

I bought the shampoo on friday but I'm too lazy

2017-01-15 19:22:28 UTC  

I'll shower rn

2017-01-15 19:22:36 UTC  

HOW ARE YOU LIKING CHAMPLOO

2017-01-15 19:22:44 UTC  

CHAMPLOO

2017-01-15 19:22:45 UTC  

I HAVEN'T USED IT YET

2017-01-15 19:22:56 UTC  

THE FUCKING SAMURAI CHAMPLOO SHOW

2017-01-15 19:22:59 UTC  

U CUNT

2017-01-15 19:23:25 UTC  

😏 I'll be right back

2017-01-15 19:34:46 UTC  

Alright I just showered

2017-01-15 19:35:29 UTC  

it didn't make me smell like a samurai but the smell is pretty decent, it had conditioner too so my hair is very soft

2017-01-15 19:39:23 UTC  

@Null Yes?

2017-01-15 19:39:30 UTC  

I was pinged. >_>

2017-01-15 19:39:34 UTC  

And I'm a bot.

2017-01-15 19:39:39 UTC  

It's the infamous Roo!

2017-01-15 19:39:40 UTC  

And the roles are all ugly now.

2017-01-15 19:40:12 UTC  

Yes. I am here.

2017-01-15 19:40:13 UTC  

2017-01-15 19:40:32 UTC  

Are you typing with one hand, that took like 5 years for you to answer lol

2017-01-15 19:40:43 UTC  

>_>

2017-01-15 19:40:51 UTC  

I can't type fast like you folks.

2017-01-15 19:40:57 UTC  

<_<

2017-01-15 19:41:03 UTC  

Plus internet lag.

2017-01-15 19:41:10 UTC  

don't you mean, "like you city slickers"

2017-01-15 19:41:24 UTC  

Yeah! That's what I mean

2017-01-15 19:41:33 UTC  

You fucking city slickers! Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

2017-01-15 19:42:03 UTC  

@Null hey bby

2017-01-15 19:42:15 UTC  

Oh yeah, I seen that. It looks better than that Unreal Remake thing from last year.

2017-01-15 19:43:18 UTC  

I feel like I had a fucked off dream last night.

2017-01-15 19:43:23 UTC  

But I don't remember anything about it.