don't eat in front of your PC, don't smoke weed and roll above your keyboard, wash your hands with soap

i smoke so ash has been getting on it for like a year nd a half

your keyboard should never be gross

and now its all burnt out and sticky and worn

my b key hardly works

my g key jams

my space bark randomly spaces

lol

you gotta change your habits

yea yea

i also fall asleep with a butt and melted it like 4 times

my keyboard is so clean that you wouldn't even mind licking it...

its got like 4 cig melted spots

from falling asleep for a second or just not paying attention

:/

anyway, you might be the most greedy lottery winner I know lol

what

some technician would change it for you for 15 bucks

i didnt win any lottery

scratching thing ?

you were kidding this whole time ?

the fuck you talking about

>.>"

i sold my parents estate

thats how i got rich

you cuck

not the lotto

He recieved a small loan of a million dollars

Captain Kirk Junior Trump

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKwI8b_MD-c

sad thing is this is real

Hahha

@everyone buy me Nioh

Oh kay

Ill have about $50 after BOTW and the Switch

>buying the switch

why

Because Ive gotten every console from nintendo since the ds, and the switch looks somewhat promising

>since the ds

Yup