I'm a freak. T_T

Ewww get away freak

mutant

**A FREAK!**

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Please, I just want to be left **ALONE.**

But you know who won't think you're a freak and love you forever? 😃

Your cat 😸

She's prego.

She's a jar of tomato sauce?

Even bigger!

???

About the size of a large V8 jug.

I wish cats weren't fucking like animals, but they're animals.

Too many kittens to take care of >.<

My cat is a good cat. She's not a whore. I bet it was that mean orange cat. That rat bastard had his way with her.

You better make sure he pays his child support roo!

No. He ain't good for nothing.

He beats and claws onto all the other cats and chases them away.

Then he shows his big ol' orange nuts all over the place.

Corrupting my girls.

wait

your cat is a ginger ?

More like a gigger

She's like grey?

i'd so put it down

Yeah. It's the only cat I don't like, and it just so happens to be ginger..

He's a little more feral than the rest of the bunch.

Most of them have tamed down now that they're several generations in, but there's the occasional bunch that are more primal.

you know how animal tames each other ?

grab it by the nuts and buttfuck it

They're cats, not goats.

cat, dogs, etc

the alpha male often do that to other male to keep them in check

if you let him do its deeds, you're just a beta

he'll come to you and fuck you up

so do it before it does it to you

That explains why he tried to go at it with my hand.

😹

😹

Got bitch slapped, he did. But it was too late, my hand was already a shadow of its former self.

Actually, it was already a shadow of its former self...

So it was a shadow of it's former shadow of itself.