Message from @Muslim Dundee

Discord ID: 507885256154546177


2018-11-02 11:51:33 UTC  

my dad told me when he was younger and drunk with his friend his friend put a lit cigar in his eye

2018-11-02 11:51:39 UTC  

l0l

2018-11-02 11:51:49 UTC  

Ive been battered before with 2 red eyes

2018-11-02 11:52:01 UTC  

been bitten, jaw fractrued by big ork

2018-11-02 11:52:18 UTC  

my hands are shaking

2018-11-02 11:52:20 UTC  

thank you energy drink

2018-11-02 11:52:24 UTC  

very cool!

2018-11-02 11:52:53 UTC  

i remember when i was on summer break

2018-11-02 11:52:55 UTC  

like a year ago

2018-11-02 11:53:04 UTC  

and was on discord until like 6am in vc

2018-11-02 11:53:07 UTC  

i drunk like

2018-11-02 11:53:09 UTC  

6 energy drinks

2018-11-02 11:53:10 UTC  

every day

2018-11-02 11:53:10 UTC  

so

2018-11-02 11:53:49 UTC  

cracked out

2018-11-02 11:53:58 UTC  

*sips

2018-11-02 11:54:04 UTC  

yeah i havent had bad injuries

2018-11-02 11:54:05 UTC  

actually

2018-11-02 11:54:11 UTC  

when i was like 2 my brother threw me into a wall

2018-11-02 11:54:15 UTC  

i guess thats bad

2018-11-02 11:54:41 UTC  

Did you die?

2018-11-02 11:54:42 UTC  

maybe thats why im retarded

2018-11-02 11:54:52 UTC  

does your body get stronger after healing from a beating?

2018-11-02 11:54:54 UTC  

My dad sat on me when I was a baby

2018-11-02 11:54:57 UTC  

HAHAHA

2018-11-02 11:54:57 UTC  

No joke

2018-11-02 11:55:07 UTC  

comfy

2018-11-02 11:55:11 UTC  

It was a really shitty couch so I just slipped into it

2018-11-02 11:55:16 UTC  

HGAGAGAAGAHAHA¨

2018-11-02 11:55:17 UTC  

I CANT

2018-11-02 11:55:17 UTC  

I was totally fine but damn

2018-11-02 11:55:17 UTC  

HAHA

2018-11-02 11:55:18 UTC  

HUUTISTA

2018-11-02 11:55:23 UTC  

butt baby

2018-11-02 11:55:24 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/507770554288308244/507885437726097434/satania_huutista.mp4

2018-11-02 11:55:25 UTC  

image if I was killed by my dad's ass

2018-11-02 11:55:37 UTC  

I got sat on by a stranger when I was a kid

2018-11-02 11:55:39 UTC  

Thought my dad's car was a taxi

2018-11-02 11:55:44 UTC  

HAHAHHA WHAT THE FUCK

2018-11-02 11:55:47 UTC  

HOW DO YOU GET SIT ON

2018-11-02 11:55:50 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/507770554288308244/507885548388483072/1493427919160.gif