projected onto history

Because we had to send our officers in too teach battle to Canadians

This one

you brits just shipped a load of your men over to canada

Do you think it's too big?

tom you're going to end up with microfissures in your anus

which isnt good

why the fuck are you going to stick things in your butt

Must have been South Africans or something

what are those @Double Negative

just get something tiny to stimulate your prostate you gigantic fag

We wouldn’t send our own men

also they're really tiny tears

like really really

Then they must not be that bad

Like in size

they add up

looks a bit thicc for a beginner

^

try a smaller plug

And population we were pretty small

But our empire

if you aren't at half of goatse levels of elasticity don't go that wide

Was huge

if you can'

t

fit 4 fingers

@wamps naturam goatse was a shit head

@wamps Oh no

I can't fit that

It's 2.4 wide

inches

>:L

This a good size?

https://www.amazon.com/Moby-Worlds-Largest-Retail-Dildo/dp/B00MOTE1Y6?th=1

this is better

^

>500 dollars

why though