oh boy

then ali saw it

and then he gave it back

and now shakti said if i get it off hell mute me for a day

just butter kork up

He said stop posting so much fuckin anime you virgin

he's a sucker for you little boygirls

Put a stick of butter under those folds

Fucking hell

I need some alcohol

At 7am?

2.41pm

🤔

Just got rejected by a girl without even hitting on her

I don't live in Eurostan

Idk what the fuck is up with womem

@MrSpac thats when you be alll "bitch like i would"

should have played more super seducer

"wouldn't hit that shit with my car"

Yeah i shouldve been

@w7 literally out of a George Carlin skit

"bitch quit fishing for compliments" is a great one

although i made this one girl cry with that

bitch was married creeping hard

I'll try that

with her husband right there tho

you don't have to do the bitch

Gross

just be like quit fishing for compliments

dude she was hitting on me hard asking me to like rate her 1-10 and all that shit

and i was like nah

then she cried to her husband about it

haha

literally crying

so he comes up to me trying to be all tough like i made his wife cry

Lmao I would've told that bitch "wtf are you doing hitting on that guy you whore"

i said man i told her to quit fishing for compliments

i accidentally put the wrong digit and now im dying

@Tinker Tom Your old profile pic was so much more fitting for you.

Whatever, loser