idk if bulletproof will work

does it

or do i need the cold fission coffee

joe gives it to all his guests and they all swear by it, but i wouldn't personally spend money on activated beans

@f-star Will it replace dmt

it is dmt

personally i get my beans imported from kazakhstani farmers

I grow my own beans

reduces my carbon footprint

😌

give a hoot don't poot and scoot

they walk 1,000km with their harvested beans to my contact at the border who packages and ships them to a processing plant nearby where i test each batch individually

its good for the heart mind soul and karma

the decrepit nuclear waste facility adjascent to the coffee plantation gives the beans their unique flavour

you brew a cup and you get +10 karma

good karma

@f-star truly

i like to have a little genetic diversification with my beans

fuck you too minion

Hey got a question

You're adopted

Are gay guys more picky than girls?

Depends on the gay guy in question

I've met both ends of the spectrum

today i just finished my us army marines super soldier training

i get to be deployed in the fields

I got the word that one gay guy in my class likes me

It's just weird

the killing grounds of syria

the poppy fields

i will roam the streets with my spinbot on

and use the will of my body alone to make 1 inch wide clumps of matter taken directly from my biomass to fling at the stems of isis terrorists brains at mach 2

my thermonuclear reactor allows me to do this

i can eat the armor of a T-90 MBT

i wouldnt want to be on the receiving end of that kind of volley

and use it to surround the core of my nuclear reactor

I'll surrounded the core of your nuclear reactor

As in I'll suck your dick

i have the knowledge of brazilian jujitsu flashed into my brain

Muay Thai?