it's a brand made by one of joe's self improvement buddies, forgot the name

you need to absorb those fat-soluble vitamins though

the difference between regular and bulletproof coffee is that most normal coffee allegedly has mycotoxins in it, that come from molds that grow on the coffee beans

Will it kill me if i drink enough of it

mold grows on your mum's pussy

mycotoxins that make you crash have a harsh coffee effect

it will make you literally bulletproof

yup

it protects your epidermis with kinetic energy

acting as a forcefield

it ionizes your root chakra

exactly right

where do i buy some

and does it protect from psionic emissions to your cocyx?

https://www.bulletproof.com/

thanks

it makes your coxxical emissions more regular

im looking mainly for psionic emission and ion beam protection

crystal butt plugs

idk if bulletproof will work

does it

or do i need the cold fission coffee

joe gives it to all his guests and they all swear by it, but i wouldn't personally spend money on activated beans

@f-star Will it replace dmt

it is dmt

personally i get my beans imported from kazakhstani farmers

I grow my own beans

reduces my carbon footprint

😌

give a hoot don't poot and scoot

they walk 1,000km with their harvested beans to my contact at the border who packages and ships them to a processing plant nearby where i test each batch individually

its good for the heart mind soul and karma

the decrepit nuclear waste facility adjascent to the coffee plantation gives the beans their unique flavour

you brew a cup and you get +10 karma

good karma

@f-star truly

i like to have a little genetic diversification with my beans

fuck you too minion

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You're adopted