I've met both ends of the spectrum

today i just finished my us army marines super soldier training

i get to be deployed in the fields

I got the word that one gay guy in my class likes me

It's just weird

the killing grounds of syria

the poppy fields

i will roam the streets with my spinbot on

and use the will of my body alone to make 1 inch wide clumps of matter taken directly from my biomass to fling at the stems of isis terrorists brains at mach 2

my thermonuclear reactor allows me to do this

i can eat the armor of a T-90 MBT

i wouldnt want to be on the receiving end of that kind of volley

and use it to surround the core of my nuclear reactor

I'll surrounded the core of your nuclear reactor

As in I'll suck your dick

i have the knowledge of brazilian jujitsu flashed into my brain

Muay Thai?

@skrrt

Reeeee

Come back

at any moment i can reconfigure every cell of my body to turn myself intona swastika helicopter 1 nanometer wide to slice my enemies to death

@Gordon Frohman Settle down

i stand just shy of 3'11 for stealth missions

@Gordon Frohman

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!tempmute @Alibaba 1m doge not 😎

<:XMARK6:403540169992568833> Uhhhhh, you can't mute a moderator.

i want to become a chinese organ harvester when i grow up from us marine super soldier training

heh

nice try, kid

😎

@Gordon Frohman huh?

i pulled off the big heist today

@Hransrap I’m going to call pick up, ok?

what?

4 million in organs extracted from dead infants crossing the streets of shanghai