Have you done the sex

?

Yes

I fucked a homeless girl with mental issues

She threatened to kill me a couple weeks later

lmao

Did you just go up and say “fuck me bitch”

And was she ugly and old

No she was 19 but she was kinda ugly but there was something cute about it

Was weird

3/10 max

Doesn't matter though 😎

At least I'm not a virgin

Also question

How much do hookers cost

And do they charge more for underage

They won't fuck underage

Fuck

Well

What's the age of consent there

18

Well, 17 in my state but still 18 nationwide

Wait what

That's gay

It's 16 in canada

Well just look 18

I wish I could be that epic

There's a bunch of different types of sex workers

So we’re allowed to get married at 16 here but if you have sex it’s illegal

Hookers will fuck you as long as you look legal and pay them

They're cheap and usually ugly

The prettier ones are escorts

Do I look anything close to legal

Pretty expensive

Nope

lmao

Wait a few years

I got a haircut so I look a little older like maybe half a year

But still not much

Send pic

Nah m8 I’m sick in bed