i cleaned with great care

putting it in the oven for 10 minutes would speed up the dry

i hear that will shorten its lifespan though

🤔

i pride myself in taking great care of my hardware

that only applies when it's switched on when it's in the oven

just make sure to cover it in tinfoil

makes sure it doesn't get statically electrified

tinfoil would keep in the moisture, it's a drying process

no no

Put tinfoil around ur dick. It’d be funny then show it to ur mummy

the water evaporates through the hole in the tinfoil that you put

Be like “mummy, look, i’ve got tinfoil around my dick”

She’d be like “that’s hot”

mummy would go AYEA for my tinfoil peepee

She’d be like “it just needs tightening”

honestly i normally only go AYEA for big furry butts

*son accidently slips it in*

but tinfoil peepee is based too

Whoops

Big butts be thicc and hot

@Lol ❤

is that what you're into sind

i wuv u

@elliot ❤️😊 wuv u too ya big old pee pee

oopsie whoopsie

even weirder when you're fucking your mummy and she's 9 years old

Rip

wtf

Lul

Gay’s post pics of tinfoil around ya dick

that moment when you're having sexual intercourse with the mummified corpse of a dead child

It’d be funny

Yacky

They won’t be able to shout “i’m being raped”

Milords and Mladies

“Rape”

Help

^

it's not rape if it doesn't say no