i don't hit them at all

not even spanking?

wow

not even a cheeky slap on the bum

i might get the fly swatter after them

but that's about as far as that goes

.yt baby burper useless duck company

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zb5gKw6q3o

does ur wife hit them?

i don't have a wife

but their mom does not hit them

does ur husband hit them?

so they're bastards

Whoaa

no, he's a good man

😄

nothing wrong with being a bastard ;_;

well no

yes there is

they aren't bastards

u are illegitimate

I WAS married when they were born

I am no longer married

but then u killed ur wife?

shieeet

@♥Chocola♥ exposed

Forensic Files?

in the dining room, with the candle stick

cliche

me and the ex just don't like each other

we openly admit this and work together to raise our kids

but we don't want to be together

i can't stand her, and she doesn't like me

who do ur kids like more?

I'm sorry babe but I've met a man who doesn't hit our kids

i don't keep them all the time

you have to die

@bignigbarry How?

so most of the time I don't have to do the shitty stuff

so they like coming over here more

I dont see anything wrong with being a bastard