nothing wrong with being a bastard ;_;

well no

yes there is

they aren't bastards

u are illegitimate

I WAS married when they were born

I am no longer married

but then u killed ur wife?

shieeet

@♥Chocola♥ exposed

Forensic Files?

in the dining room, with the candle stick

cliche

me and the ex just don't like each other

we openly admit this and work together to raise our kids

but we don't want to be together

i can't stand her, and she doesn't like me

who do ur kids like more?

I'm sorry babe but I've met a man who doesn't hit our kids

i don't keep them all the time

you have to die

@bignigbarry How?

so most of the time I don't have to do the shitty stuff

so they like coming over here more

I dont see anything wrong with being a bastard

bastard head ass

but they stay there all the time, so their mom has to be the bad guy a lot more than i do

u gotta stick it to ur whore wife by making ur kids hate her

kids are complicated

that would be wrong

Oofsies

you would say that

Then fuck ur wife's boyfriend

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i would never and I mean -never- say a bad thing about my ex in front of the kids

she's a great mom

pussy shit they need to pick a side

I appreciate what she does

@Ray who pays alimony?

she loves my kids man

Sounds like my sugar daddies situation