Message from @Captain Kirk JT
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I want me some assburger
Is that supposed to say emperor sized?
Wtf is an emperor sized bed
dunno
I heard of king sized
wtf is an emperor side?
The side of an empire
Bigger than that
Like a king size but you take up half of Europe
big enough to fit all of the e-girls
They make beds bigger than king sized?
@Captain Kirk JT hi kirk
No but I'm sure they'll make you one
well there's california king which is just longer
Hi generic npc number 1836
ok kirk
Shut up bran go take your valtrex
Valtrex is for pharma cucks
took laxatives, not had a shit in 3 days
Real men take THC
@Captain Kirk JT you can't do that
Gonna shit mount Fuji
It doesn't work like pimples
Wanna bet
Nigger I've had them
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@HAMURAII Drink epsom salt
Fuck you mean
You can pop them
Nope
I mean it doesnt help
Maybe not pop
dont want to dry my shit out more
Rupture
You just end up spreading them
Yeah
I know
Its bar
Bad
@HAMURAII Espom salt absorbs moisture nignog.