Message from @Captain Kirk JT

Discord ID: 502898284449234954


2018-10-19 17:36:14 UTC  

*Kirk rolls off his emperor side bed with fat folds glistening so he can make fun of a kid's skin disorder*

2018-10-19 17:36:16 UTC  

Beep boop

2018-10-19 17:36:17 UTC  

hi

2018-10-19 17:36:20 UTC  

Beep boop orange man bad

2018-10-19 17:36:25 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/501350101273542656/502897826842411008/1539451670.jpg

2018-10-19 17:36:29 UTC  

Beep boop trans rights

2018-10-19 17:36:34 UTC  

*Kirk rolls off his emperor side bed with fat folds glistening so he can make fun of a kid's skin disorder*

2018-10-19 17:36:37 UTC  

Cheeto man bad

2018-10-19 17:36:38 UTC  

2018-10-19 17:36:43 UTC  

Lolk

2018-10-19 17:36:57 UTC  

2018-10-19 17:36:59 UTC  

Typical woman stealing something to take credit

2018-10-19 17:37:02 UTC  

>loIk

2018-10-19 17:37:08 UTC  

I pinned urs

2018-10-19 17:37:38 UTC  

Typical woman existing

2018-10-19 17:37:39 UTC  

@Captain Kirk JT assburgers <:laff:387622602111320065>

2018-10-19 17:37:50 UTC  

I want me some assburger

2018-10-19 17:37:53 UTC  

Is that supposed to say emperor sized?

2018-10-19 17:38:06 UTC  

Wtf is an emperor sized bed

2018-10-19 17:38:10 UTC  

dunno

2018-10-19 17:38:14 UTC  

I heard of king sized

2018-10-19 17:38:16 UTC  

wtf is an emperor side?

2018-10-19 17:38:31 UTC  

The side of an empire

2018-10-19 17:38:43 UTC  

Bigger than that

2018-10-19 17:38:58 UTC  

Like a king size but you take up half of Europe

2018-10-19 17:39:04 UTC  

big enough to fit all of the e-girls

2018-10-19 17:39:07 UTC  

They make beds bigger than king sized?

2018-10-19 17:39:09 UTC  
2018-10-19 17:39:19 UTC  

No but I'm sure they'll make you one

2018-10-19 17:39:27 UTC  

well there's california king which is just longer

2018-10-19 17:39:28 UTC  

Hi generic npc number 1836

2018-10-19 17:39:37 UTC  

ok kirk

2018-10-19 17:39:43 UTC  

Shut up bran go take your valtrex

2018-10-19 17:40:01 UTC  

Valtrex is for pharma cucks

2018-10-19 17:40:10 UTC  

took laxatives, not had a shit in 3 days

2018-10-19 17:40:17 UTC  

Real men take THC

2018-10-19 17:40:19 UTC  

Real men pop their herpie sores

2018-10-19 17:40:26 UTC  

@Captain Kirk JT you can't do that

2018-10-19 17:40:31 UTC  

Gonna shit mount Fuji

2018-10-19 17:40:33 UTC  

It doesn't work like pimples

2018-10-19 17:40:34 UTC  

Wanna bet