Message from @GGPL
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Oklahoma is so badass
Every singlesl county
The whole entire state
Majority trump
why cant west be like poland/hungary
You mean be SHIT?
I wonder why
Cos they haven't had communism yet
There's a progression
@Southern epic name and epic post
zinger of the year award
Happy robin
I love my job
i hate my job
Study medical and become a kid gyno like me
Why
@GGPL my keurig exploded what do
Put ranch in it
yeah
do that
What came first, Ranch, or Cool Ranch? @Southern
Hot ranch from that
Answer the question
@Southern have you seen dilbert 3, mr raccoon?
No
I'm not able to watch things with sound
why not
Im at work
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