Alright, listen here you little shit. You think you're real funny, just casually calling me out for wanting to fornicate a fictional character? Well I got news for you buddy: You're not funny, and you never will be. You will never find success in life, for there was none to begin with in the first place. Why do you continue this unnecessary behavior and continuously call me this derogatory nickname? You're like a broken record player - always repeating and worthless. I could go on mindlessly babbling about how you should instead seek enlightenment from the Great One that watches us from above, but no, I doubt you would even be able to comprehend the Great One's vast wisdom, let alone even understand who this Great One even is. You want to know why? Because of oyur mindless obsession of naming me this filthy name and tainting my already-crumbling reputation. I have to give you credit though, for your stalwart being having this much want to call me something regarding fornication with this fake character, which despite how oblivious you can be, I do not wish for this. It seems like you've been asking for this for a while, so I will grant you what you've been asking for - a quick and easy death. I will not only track you faster than before you call me that accursed nickname once more, but I will eliminate you in more ways that you could ever possibly imagine. For far too long have you all been humiliating me, entitling me this name to overshadow all others, but I will make this right for myself if this is the last thing I'll do. The worst part about it? You'll never know when it'll happen. I can strike from anywhere, at any time. You're never prepared, and you never will be. To make matters all worse, I can not only get you banned from Xbox Live, but I can also get you banned from Roblox. Your profit from all of that counterfeit robux will be worthless - a word that seemingly echoes through your life.
