Message from @elliot

Discord ID: 501958216935276544


2018-10-17 03:12:16 UTC  

im big boy smart brain

2018-10-17 03:12:20 UTC  

!

2018-10-17 03:12:45 UTC  

I pretended to be a girl in csgo competitive matchmaking. At first we just played csgo together, but we worked up to more. I even skyped dressed as a sexy woman "with poor connection" so the video would blur. After many seductive photos of my ass in my sisters underwear I convinced him I was the real deal. It took me 3 weeks to become his girlfriend.

Eventually I scammed this guy out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up to pull off this con. He also gifted me over 20 games on steam.

2018-10-17 03:13:08 UTC  

epic

2018-10-17 03:13:52 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/501350101273542656/501955982973468682/IMG_20181016_071822.jpg

2018-10-17 03:14:23 UTC  

WOOOOOOAAAh

2018-10-17 03:14:33 UTC  

DUDE HOW

2018-10-17 03:14:34 UTC  

u gay

2018-10-17 03:14:48 UTC  

he got some nice khakis

2018-10-17 03:14:57 UTC  

but you dumb dumb gordo

2018-10-17 03:16:51 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/501350101273542656/501956735842517002/unknown.png

2018-10-17 03:17:05 UTC  

holy moly...

2018-10-17 03:19:34 UTC  

yt hard days night song of the day

2018-10-17 03:19:35 UTC  

[starscream:0018] hard days night song of the day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yjyj8qnqkYI

2018-10-17 03:19:42 UTC  
2018-10-17 03:20:20 UTC  

ok

2018-10-17 03:21:38 UTC  

libpy sjimmu

2018-10-17 03:22:16 UTC  

@MoonToad nigger

2018-10-17 03:22:27 UTC  

When tf did apple get the copyright for beatles songs

2018-10-17 03:22:44 UTC  

@everyone I’m going to release my sex tape with Hercules tomorrow

2018-10-17 03:22:44 UTC  

My penis big

2018-10-17 03:23:03 UTC  

I remember it like it was yesterday

2018-10-17 03:23:21 UTC  

When Ringo and Paul dies does that mean beatles songs will be copyright free

2018-10-17 03:23:32 UTC  

@elliot probably not

2018-10-17 03:23:32 UTC  

yes

2018-10-17 03:23:39 UTC  
2018-10-17 03:23:48 UTC  

like 70 years after they die

2018-10-17 03:23:49 UTC  

@MoonToad oh no

2018-10-17 03:23:53 UTC  

U

2018-10-17 03:24:21 UTC  

Disney died ages ago when can I make wreck it Ralph porn

2018-10-17 03:24:22 UTC  

v

2018-10-17 03:24:27 UTC  

w

2018-10-17 03:24:31 UTC  

x

2018-10-17 03:24:34 UTC  

y

2018-10-17 03:24:36 UTC  

z

2018-10-17 03:24:38 UTC  

Z y x axis

2018-10-17 03:24:56 UTC  

What's that rush song

2018-10-17 03:24:56 UTC  

@elliot what’s the slope of your dick

2018-10-17 03:25:02 UTC  

Is it zzyy or yyzz

2018-10-17 03:25:32 UTC  

I’m actually John Lennon’s twice removed cousin

2018-10-17 03:25:35 UTC