Message from @Fried

Discord ID: 501956219976679435


2018-10-17 03:06:39 UTC  

CHEEECK IT OUUUUT

2018-10-17 03:07:11 UTC  

look guys he posted it again

2018-10-17 03:07:46 UTC  

lOOk

2018-10-17 03:08:28 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/501350101273542656/501954624773947412/1465485440295.gif

2018-10-17 03:09:30 UTC  

i bet your forehead is so smooth and wrinkle free it looks like the side of a zeppelin

2018-10-17 03:10:36 UTC  

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again post your little gordon meme up and press enter. Or maybe you don't even fill in the chat. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you just post the photo. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" gordon roast isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Discord posting about gordon. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic gordon circlejirk NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "GORDON DUMB LMAO I BIG BOY SMART BRAIN!" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever...
@Fried

2018-10-17 03:11:47 UTC  

i have my ceiling light on

2018-10-17 03:11:53 UTC  

and i dont like doritos

2018-10-17 03:11:59 UTC  

and nobody goes in my room

2018-10-17 03:12:01 UTC  

shut up nerd

2018-10-17 03:12:05 UTC  

shut up gordon

2018-10-17 03:12:10 UTC  

you big dumb dumb

2018-10-17 03:12:16 UTC  

im big boy smart brain

2018-10-17 03:12:20 UTC  

!

2018-10-17 03:12:45 UTC  

I pretended to be a girl in csgo competitive matchmaking. At first we just played csgo together, but we worked up to more. I even skyped dressed as a sexy woman "with poor connection" so the video would blur. After many seductive photos of my ass in my sisters underwear I convinced him I was the real deal. It took me 3 weeks to become his girlfriend.

Eventually I scammed this guy out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up to pull off this con. He also gifted me over 20 games on steam.

2018-10-17 03:13:08 UTC  

epic

2018-10-17 03:13:52 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/501350101273542656/501955982973468682/IMG_20181016_071822.jpg

2018-10-17 03:14:23 UTC  

WOOOOOOAAAh

2018-10-17 03:14:33 UTC  

DUDE HOW

2018-10-17 03:14:34 UTC  

u gay

2018-10-17 03:14:48 UTC  

he got some nice khakis

2018-10-17 03:14:57 UTC  

but you dumb dumb gordo

2018-10-17 03:16:51 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/501350101273542656/501956735842517002/unknown.png

2018-10-17 03:17:05 UTC  

holy moly...

2018-10-17 03:19:34 UTC  

yt hard days night song of the day

2018-10-17 03:19:35 UTC  

[starscream:0018] hard days night song of the day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yjyj8qnqkYI

2018-10-17 03:19:42 UTC  
2018-10-17 03:20:20 UTC  

ok

2018-10-17 03:21:38 UTC  

libpy sjimmu

2018-10-17 03:22:16 UTC  

@MoonToad nigger

2018-10-17 03:22:27 UTC  

When tf did apple get the copyright for beatles songs

2018-10-17 03:22:44 UTC  

@everyone I’m going to release my sex tape with Hercules tomorrow

2018-10-17 03:22:44 UTC  

My penis big

2018-10-17 03:23:03 UTC  

I remember it like it was yesterday

2018-10-17 03:23:21 UTC  

When Ringo and Paul dies does that mean beatles songs will be copyright free

2018-10-17 03:23:32 UTC  

@elliot probably not

2018-10-17 03:23:32 UTC  

yes

2018-10-17 03:23:39 UTC  
2018-10-17 03:23:48 UTC  

like 70 years after they die

2018-10-17 03:23:49 UTC  

@MoonToad oh no

2018-10-17 03:23:53 UTC  

U