Skip forward a year, I am now 6 and we go back to the zoo. All day i'm yelling at my family to hurry up cause I want to see harambe. They didn't quite understand why I wanted to see him so bad but I knew they just wouldn't understand, so I wouldn't tell them. It was around 4:00 PM and the sun was beating down on us, it was so hot. We finally reached harambes home and I was just staring at him. He looked at me and I was so happy... then something crazy happened... his giant big black helmet got bigger and harder, it was amazing. I couldn't believe my eyes and what I was witnessing. I started to drool and I didn't understand why, but when he looked at me I knew we connected somehow.

I am now 11 and we visited the zoo again and we eventually got to the exhibit and I just couldn't wait to see him and his big black helmet. I saw him and he saw me, we glanced at each other once more and there it started to grow. He ran towards me but hit the glass, then he started to try and sensationally touch the wall, thinking of me. I was honored. I couldn't believe I had been so lucky to have harambe love me and desire me. I wanted to pleasure him, but I didn't know how.

I never saw harambe after that day, but I thought about him every night. And then it happened. That black night owl kid did what I wish I could have... jumped into his cage. I can only imagine what that kid experienced and how happy he was.

What happened next.... I can't even type without crying.

harambe was playing with the child and having a good time, but because of the kids black fatass mother they opened fire on harambae! WHY?! harambe DID NOTHING WRONG! harambe was then protecting the child from the gunshots! Harambe died saving the childs life! They killed the love of my life, my idol, my everything...

harambe was so attractive and had the nicest helmet, I only wish I saw him more...

I miss him so much. Out of respect for what he did for me, and what he showed me when I was 5.... dicks out for harambe

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there really isn't. even astronauts do not film reentry into atmosphere. why is this? think about it. why not? why don't they film exit and reentry from earth?

and how can the rover transmit images from mars in real time? the technology magically works with no problems 33 million miles away?

mars is apparently 33 MILLION miles away.

do you fathom that?

we perfected technology that can work on mars on the first try? how did they test is?

its absurd. they landed a rover on mars 33 million miles away in real time? think about this. really. think.

I hate black people. Why do people keep saying that I'm racist? Racist means believing that one race is superior to another. I don't think black people are inferior, I just hate those fucking monkey niggers. They're violent criminals and should be exterminated. But just because I think that, doesn't make me racist, because I don't think they're inferior. Also I like mexicans, so that makes me even less racist. And no, I don't support Donald Trump, stop asking.

So yesterday I was at my cousin’s house and he said he had to show me something important. We went to his room so he could show me and I waited while he looked for it in his closet. He showed me his old underwear and whispered proudly, “When you’re older, give this to your son.” He threw it at me and ran away.

Then, waking up this morning I walked out of my bedroom as normal and headed for the bathroom, I removed my boxers and stood on the toilet seat to let my 43 inch mega hammer of a penis slap into the toilet bowl then spray powerful jets of warm yellow electrojuice everywhere. Once I had wrapped my penis around my leg and sheathed the great beast I went downstairs for breakfast.

Grabbing the wheatabix from the cupboard I noticed something strange, on the cardboard box, instead of the wheaty breakfast snack there was instead a picture of a bear. I was sure it was normal wheatabix that morning, but I put a few pieces of wheatabix in a bowl and went about my breakfast as normal. When I poured milk on the wheatabix though, something incredible happened. The wheatbix grew in to bears, full grown bears!

I felt increasingly intimidated by the wheatabears, until the largest bear squared up to me and said ‘You have freed us from our wheaty prison, we are forever grateful to you’ the bears then disappeared magically in to a mist. Extremely bewildered and hungry I jumped up on to my elephant and rode to work (Oh yeah, I have an elephant, get on my level ******)

At work I noticed a new woman, she was beautiful. Her gorgeous blonde hair and green eyes deeper than the most penetrative Jenna Haze anal video you could imagine, were only matched by her gigantic nipples hanging out of her shirt, more akin to an elephant’s trunk than to juicy milk cannons. She walked up to me, gently took me by the hand and whispered in my ear… ‘You want I make banana cry?’

Smiling, I leaned back and muttered a few simple words ‘Karah Coo Chakala’ I rammed my fist through her stomach, watching her breakfast of cornflakes (Which hadn’t turned in to animals, lucky *****) fly across the room and hit the disabled security guard in the colostomy bag. I mustered an eighteen hit combo to the face and flung her across the room. She stood up smiling, wiping blood from her pendulous nipples and screamed in a shrill tone ‘BANANA CRY NOW’ she transformed in to a giraffe and began wrapping her huge yellow and brown neck around me, that ****.

Knowing I couldn’t escape from her clutches I did the only thing I could, I let loose my secret weapon. I unfastened my belt and let my divine rod of justice flop from my pants, I used my incredible cock muscle to wrap my slappy wing wong around the giraffe monster’s neck and began choking her back.

Before I could taste victory she morphed again, this time in to the form of a downs syndrome child, I couldn’t hit her now, the devious *****, I knew I would get a court case if I hit a spastic. She stood and laughed at me, pulling out an ivory gun and pointing it at my face ‘YOU WANT I MAKE POTATO CRY’ the little spazzy boom bazzy spluttered out, an entire corn on the cop flying out of her fat disgusting retard mouth, hitting me in the eye. Suddenly a huge growl could be heard from behind her.

A group of bears appeared in a mist, ripping the Downy to shreds in front of me, **** and spaghetti flying all over the room. Nearby women cried and shoved tampons inside their vaginas to handle the internal vaginal haemorrhaging the sight was causing, I leant back in my office chair and watched hardcore midget porn, whilst just thinking to myself… while just thinking…

Nah, banana don’t cry today, *****.

The attack on Pearl Harbor, also known as the Battle of Pearl Harbor, the Hawaii Operation or Operation AI by the Japanese Imperial General Headquarters, and Operation Z during planning, was a surprise military strike by the Imperial Japanese Navy against the United States naval base at Pearl Harbor, Hawaii Territory, on the morning of December 7, 1941. The attack led to the United States' entry into World War II.

After I went vegan my teeth became stronger, whiter and I never get that stinky breath feeling anymore. I have to remind myself to brush my teeth, and when I eat apples it feels like I just brushed my teeth. I didn't expect this at all. Also, the size of my fucking boners has increased also. My shit is smooth as hell now too, it's like that one cool guy that shows up to a party and everyone pauses for a second to appreciate his coolness, that's how smooth and cool my shits are now. Vegan for 6 months btw.

I have a very serious problem. I'm fucking crying because of how stupid I am. Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait". So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game. A shiny pidgey. Holy shit. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny Pokemon have less than a 1/1,000 chance of appearing: 1/8192 to be exact.). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy shit, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even fucking care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAME!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny Pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny Pidgey, gone forever. I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out "FUCK YOU", and runs out of my house in tears. What have I done? I've fucked up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don't want a game of Pokemon to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever.

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There's literally nothing wrong with this, we've got to be more accepting man, it's 2016 for Hillary's sake. I would suggest not being so ignorant and xenophobic, this unwarranted vile nature is an absolute pitiful display of zealous and pedantic racism against people who have done nothing wrong are were a major stepping stone in the history of mankind, they are the past, Egyptians, Colonials, adventurers and now they're the future Americans.

Our time is up, you have blood on your hands, all of us white Americans do, it's time to correct the record and let the true master race have their time. Your pathetic and desperate attempts to cling to your mediums is laughable, DICE have done the correct thing and pandered to the TRUE demographic of intelligent gamers. It's like what they say, life has a liberal bias. Now get informed, I'm a moderator at r/Racism and r/Gamerghazi and welcome you with open arms.

One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.

I don't understand why a person could think that another man deserves death because he loves men. Who cares if he likes to take it up the ass? Who cares who he kisses? It honestly doesn't matter, it's just love. Love is love. You can't control what you love. Who honestly gives a shit that he sticks his penis in a male butthole?

The amount of homophobia in the comments is alarming. We need to educate those who believe that sexual orientation is something you can & should control and teach them that actually, it isn't.

Your religion is just that; yours. A gay persons life is just that; theirs. No one else's. No one has the right to tell anyone how they should live their life because it isn't anyone elses business.

How would you feel if someone told you that having the eye colour you have is disgusting and that you should change it? I'm pretty sure you would feel frustrated given that changing ones eye colour is an impossible task.

It's time for people to understand that sexual orientation is something that people cannot choose (nor should they have to), just like eye colour.

Accepting people in all walks of life with love, acceptance and respect does not mean that you are any less of a Christian. It means that you are able to open your heart with empathy and love, which is basic human nature.

Whether you agree with gay pride or not, at least try to show the lgbt community the love and respect they deserve as human beings.Try to understand how scary it must have been for these people to come out in a world in which their community is treated like a disease. Understand the courage it must have taken these people to accept and love who they are when they are constantly having to deal with people telling them that they should hate what they naturally are.

All you need to know is that they are human beings with rights and feelings. You do not get to tell them how to live their lives.

We are equal.

My mother was a well-known prostitute back in her prime, but she quit when she found out she was pregnant with me. I hold her in extremely high regard and I believe she sets the standard for mothers everywhere. The only thing she was reluctant to give me was information about my father – a topic she absolutely refused to comment on. As a high-profile hooker, she had been rolling with quite a few influential people – and for a long time I fantasized myself a child of an oil merchant or a Fortune 500 CEO who would drive by our flat one day in his Porsche and take us away for a fancy meal or weekend or something before dumping us back where we belonged because from a young age I’ve been a realist and I knew that it was impossible for any sane rich person to care about the poor. When I was in middle school, and just starting to learn about sex, my mother suddenly became very comfortable with nudity around the house, and she would often strut around our flat wearing nothing but a pair of socks. I think this is because she had some suspicions that I was a closeted homosexual (as a devout Christian she obviously viewed this as an unnatural abomination) and so she tried very hard to invoke some sort of interest for the female body in me (which is a very noble, self-sacrificing act). But the first time I saw her in the nude I was so stricken with fear that I sprung a boner (which always happens when I become terrified) and collapsed on the floor, where I began to convulse.

At the time my social studies class was covering a unit on the Holocaust, and in a bit of zealous interest (which is rare for me) I had researched quite a bit on the Fuhrer – and read a few articles on how he was not, in fact, dead, but was instead gallivanting all over America (where he had successfully escaped to). Thus when I saw his iconic moustache branded on my mothers crotch my little mind broke. After all, Higgins sounds remarkably like an Anglicized bastardization of Hitler, so it did not take much more evidence to convince myself that he had fathered me. It took me many years of therapy and counseling to rid myself of my panic attacks, and this was not helped by the fact that my mother never told me I was wrong in my conviction.

I'm too smart. People call me an insufferable know-it-all but I'm just too smart. I'm smarter than everyone on this board and I failed Grade Three twice because society hates smart people like me. How do I get less smart so I can conform and finally finish highschool. I'm 20 and I'm still in fucking grade nine. I know I'm smart but I pretend not to be so I can impress ladies when they see how smart I am. I'm too damn smart and I don't know what to do.

Years ago there was a story I read. In it, Harry was teaching at Hogwarts as an adult, years after Voldemort's defeat. Now this before the seventh book even came out, so you can guess how long ago this wasm but I have no clue when it was actually uploaded. I cannot find ANYTHING about it.

I remember Madame Rosmerta (I think it was her), and a mention of the three broomsticks. Only here's the kicker! She had to work there to satisfy the three broomsticks, which were actually magically enchanted to be penises. nd they were also gay. If she did not take it in the ass and get an anal creampie from each of them,... something would happen, and better her than a man.

With each broomstick being gay, for some reason Harry had sex with her instead. I THINK the story was called 'Harry Potter and the Anal Creampie', but I can't for the life of me find anything similar to that. I first came across the story in early 2007, before Deathly Hallows came out.

Bring your chin down to protect your neck while continuing to stare into his eyes. Bring up your hands and say "I don't want no trouble ya hear". Flex your traps and core. Slightly bend your knees.

Here comes the important part. In a low voice begin to say "wolowolowolowolowolo" slowly increasing in volume, he should be surprised by now. Begin to sway side to side and loosen all facial muscles and your anal sphicter and your kegal muscle. By now you should be pretty loud and your opponent will have stepped back and will appear visibly shaken.

Begin to piss and shit yourself and let your eyes roll into the back of your head. By now you are chanting "WOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO" at the top of your lungs. He will run away. Everyone within a one mile radius will feel a terrifying precence within their soul.

Marvel as you ascend into your planar form.

Okay so I wasn't here yesterday so I'd like to take today to fire off my giant ass rant.

Not at America in general, more than half of you were not on boards with this, bot at the Republicans (at least not yet) not even at Trump voters. They wanted Trump for whatever their reasons and they got him.

I want to yell at Democrats.

What. The f**k. Went wrong? HOW could you lose to DONALD TRUMP?! A man with no political experience, a man whose business dealings, his only real claim to competence are either failures, frauds or were built up by his daddy.
A man who openly expressed admiration for dictators on tape ? A man who once tweeted at 3 A.M for people to check out a sex tape (WHICH DIDN'T EVEN EXIST) A man with a ready history of extra-marital affairs who was caught on tape bragging about sneaking a peek at changing beauty contestants. A man who tried to woo Latinos by buying a taco. A man who can't even LIE properly .

You could have put an empty chair up against him and won. You could have run on the "You know maybe the whole 'President' thing is a a waste of money" platform and STILL won!

Trump had all 5 people on this planet who've had his job say he was unfit. Including the Bushes. He had the last two Repub nominees tell people to vote for Clinton. He lost Fox News. He lost O'REILY. You had everybody with any influence in the public sphere railing against him.

How? HOW?!

Now I know what you're thinking, it was the media, it was the third party voters etc etc.

No, it was you.

You failed to win against the weakest candidate ever. A mna accused of everything from stiffing Joe the Plumber to sexual assault .

You failed to give the people a candidate they felt they could rally behind, you failed reach out to the votes you needed you failed to address legitimate concerns in favor of calling people idiots and bigots. It's telling tha the site I've seen take the most in depth look at why people were actually supporting Trump was THIS one. Even when you did it was always just the set up to another zinger, "Aaaand that's why your complaints are pointless racist, so just admit you hate brown people". In the last 8 years you grew complacent and arrogant and it has cost you.

Now I'm saying this just to be a dick, I'm saying it because you can't afford self pity. I'm saying it because you need to own up to your faults. You need to figure out where you went wrong and fix it, and don't say you didn't because you clearly have.

So go home clean yourselves up, don't give in to crazy panic don't even think about talking of revolt even as a joke and figure out what to do. And I address this to all liberals, from everyone to the Dems President to the lowliest blogger. If you are someone who's ever taken it upon themselves to be an activist now is the time for serious self reflection because you have a huge responsibility to bear

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it stinky so good the mukky farts.

spray that gas out your mukky ass

aim at my face that mukky mace

oh yes it stink so good

that mukky poopy dust up my nose

the purple fart cloud rains down purple fart drops, down down it goes

my mouth open wide ready to catch them on my tongue

drink the mukky farts is so fun!

His palms are sweaty, life's bleak, child is heavy
There's a sniper aimed at him already, mom's upsetti
park service, they're nervous but look calm and ready
To embalm, but they keep on regretting'
What they shot down, the internet grows so loud
they open their mouth, but the memes Wont stop now
provoking', how, everybody's revolting' now
Dicks are out, Harambe's down, over, blaow!

If the shitpost starts discussion on the topic and I post something related to the topic even if the topic stemmed from shitposting, is it still shitposting?
Remember, this is like the heat death of the universe. The shitposts are the entropy and we are the universe. In the end, the shitposts will overcome the expansion of us and will destroy all. Just like entropy, shitposts cannot be destroyed nor contained

This is not a joke. My favorite niece found your post - it ruined the internet for her, even made her a bit depressed and ashamed for awhile for even reading it. She has early signs of depression, her mother died of heart failure when she was only 7 years old. This place? She liked it.... because so many of the posters reminded her of her mother.... who was also like a sister to me....

....You WILL pay for this, you sanctimonious jaded smug piece of shit. Y'know why? Because my older brother, the father of the girl who you hurt with your cancerous scorn, is INFINITELY more pissed at you than I am. He's an old fashioned soldier. 6.5 feet, about 300 pounds, ex-navy, doesn't go online much, doesn't have profiles, but he knows a few very good programmers he goes to sometimes when his kids run into 'trouble' online.

He's the type who only knows one thing, something you millennials don't: how to get shit DONE. Not much gets under his skin really, you can call him any name under the sun, even strike him and he won't hit back (high pain tolerance)... but you fuck with his little girl and he becomes a totally different man, a VERY dangerous and reckless man. Even if I, his own little brother, were to hurt his daughter emotionally, even on accident...he'd break me like a damn twig without a second thought, quite easily too and I'm NOT a small guy. I can't tell you my bro's fighting 'technique' because it seems to be a sort of blend and I'm no pro, but I've NEVER seen anyone, even bigger guys, last more than 5 seconds against him before they were on the floor in tears, screaming for mercy, with at least one or two body parts broken and/or bleeding.

After he consoled his crying daughter about a week ago, he informed me of what happened. Unlike him, I use words to express my anger, words you've see quite a bit I'm sure- since I'm about 50-60% as pissed as my brother.
Being pissed over my niece's sadness that you helped cause, I helped my bro find your post and he gave me a look that almost gave me a heart attack (it was his eyes more than anything) and calmly said "Daniel, I'm sorry...but we'll have to cancel the turkey shoot. I have work to do." And he immediately started calling some old contacts...when he calls me 'Daniel' I know shit just got real.

I honestly can't tell you what my brother will do when he finds you, and he WILL find you. He's the 'creative type' offline and while not a professional interrogator, he got some enemy combatants to talk during his tours and picked up some tricks on dealing VERY high volumes of pain to someone without leaving marks. I seriously ALMOST feel bad for what awaits you.


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listened as they called my President a Muslim. I listened as they called him and his family a pack of monkeys. I listened as they said he wasn't born here. I watched as they blocked every single path to progress that they could. I saw the pictures of him as Hitler. I watched them shut down the government and hurt the entire nation twice. I watched them turn their backs on every opportunity to open worthwhile dialogue. I watched them say that they would not even listen to any choice for Supreme Court no matter who the nominee was. I listened as they openly said that they will oppose him at every turn. I watched as they did just that. I listened. I watched. I paid attention. Now, I'm being called on to be tolerant. To move forward. To denounce protesters. To "Get over it." To accept this... I will not. I will do my part to make sure this great American mistake becomes the embarrassing footnote of our history that it deserves to be. I will do this as quickly as possible every chance I get. I will do my part to limit the damage that this man can do to my country. I will watch his every move and point out every single mistake and misdeed in a loud and proud voice. I will let you know in a loud voice every time this man backs away from a promise he made to them. Them. The people who voted for him. The ones who sold their souls and prayed for him to win. I will do this so that they never forget. And they will hear me. They will see it in my eyes when I look at them. They will hear it in my voice when I talk to them. They will know that I know who they are. They will know that I know what they are. Do not call for my tolerance. I've tolerated all I can. Now it's their turn to tolerate ridicule. Be aware, make no mistake about it, every single thing that goes wrong in our country from this day forward is now Trump's fault just as much as they thought it was Obama's. I find it unreasonable for them to expect from me what they were entirely unwilling to give.