this is why i didnt take german in high school

I tried to take german 3 times and the class got dropped everytime

.

so you took like

italian?

I took french

but I went to another school so I never finished French 1 <:kek:538084230408830987>

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oh god

you have to be under 30 right

ive never seen a fascist over 30 in the present day

i'm 5

😳

what happened to the aztecs 😦

got rekt by one of the most cunning men in history

uh

whom

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hern%C3%A1n_Cort%C3%A9s

bye

he was not cunning

all he did was a siege and most died from small pox

He toppled a vast empire starting with just 300 men.

In some of the worst conditions on earth

He's unironically up with there with guys like Caesar

because they had horses..

he didnt do anything special-

aztecs/incans thought that horses looked like demons

20 horses vs 10,000 natives only goes so far

very far

and 10,000 was a small force

imagine if creatures that looked like demons

rode by men that look nnothing like the men you see today

with different features and everything

speaking a different language

carrying diseases youve never faced

Still takes mad leadership to consolidate that advantage when you're outnumbered dozens to one

??

Cortes once had to face 40,000 taxcalans one day, a night raid of them with 10,000 next, then 100,000 the next day.

yeah no

one second

Then halfway to the capital the governor of Cuba had sent soldiers to arrest him. Cortes risked his entire expedition sending men back to intercept them, which they did brilliantly, capturing all the officers and adding the rest to their ranks.