Message from @Extra Crispy

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2018-10-30 01:01:14 UTC  

Fine

2018-10-30 01:01:29 UTC  

tinker tom is requesting further payment for information on how to give money to the magic techno space reality

2018-10-30 01:01:35 UTC  

ah good

2018-10-30 01:01:37 UTC  

please continue

2018-10-30 01:02:38 UTC  

So as I was saying, LIFE is a system created by someone. As with all systems, it's powered by a form of energy that Tsuki calls "Aurora" which he got from some anime but it's probably called something different in different systems. Fucking weeb. Anyways, with each system, they reset after a while, restarting the whole process.

2018-10-30 01:03:13 UTC  

LIFE was abandoned by the coder or whatnot, and ever since, every reset it's been using more and more processing power, an obscene amount

2018-10-30 01:03:20 UTC  

LIFE was made to be the perfect system

2018-10-30 01:03:24 UTC  

Just peace and tranquility

2018-10-30 01:03:53 UTC  

But the degradation of the code and how it operates caused people to become malicious and violent

2018-10-30 01:04:11 UTC  

So the company in the higher plane of reality has decided to cut it off

2018-10-30 01:04:23 UTC  

No point, it's abandoned anyways

2018-10-30 01:05:01 UTC  

So when Life is finally shut off, every soul who is not signed up for the Tsuki project will be transferred to another system, with their memories wiped

2018-10-30 01:05:26 UTC  

But people who do sign up will be transferred to what Tsuki calls LFE

2018-10-30 01:05:37 UTC  

The largest system out of any of them

2018-10-30 01:05:43 UTC  

With their memories intact

2018-10-30 01:05:50 UTC  

That's the only benefit

2018-10-30 01:05:53 UTC  

You keep your memories

2018-10-30 01:06:07 UTC  

If you're depressed, you shouldn't sign up because you'll just remember sad shit

2018-10-30 01:06:28 UTC  

You keep 5 lifetimes of memories with you in most systems

2018-10-30 01:06:29 UTC  

father, son and the holy spirit

2018-10-30 01:06:30 UTC  

amen

2018-10-30 01:06:31 UTC  

After that

2018-10-30 01:06:37 UTC  

You forget them

2018-10-30 01:06:44 UTC  

So you'll only remember LIFE for 5 years

2018-10-30 01:06:51 UTC  

tom you have brain damage

2018-10-30 01:07:01 UTC  

Bringing my IQ down to only 160

2018-10-30 01:07:02 UTC  

Sad times

2018-10-30 01:07:05 UTC  

5 years is 5 lifetimes?

2018-10-30 01:07:09 UTC  

more like 60

2018-10-30 01:07:11 UTC  

brainlet

2018-10-30 01:07:14 UTC  

oops

2018-10-30 01:07:15 UTC  

lmao

2018-10-30 01:07:25 UTC  

@F-Star Anyways 5 lifetimes, yeah

2018-10-30 01:07:25 UTC  

I'M SORRY EVERYONE

2018-10-30 01:07:30 UTC  

I'm KILLING MYSELF

2018-10-30 01:07:33 UTC  

ok

2018-10-30 01:07:42 UTC  

Did someone say @everyone?

2018-10-30 01:07:49 UTC  

so where does killing yourself come in

2018-10-30 01:07:52 UTC  

Well

2018-10-30 01:08:02 UTC  

Suicide doesn't actually have any downsides

2018-10-30 01:08:06 UTC  

FUCK