Apparently I'm kinda intimidating though

lol

So people probably don't wanna wrangle with a big boy like me

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Then again

big boy

I am ALWAYS the one people ask for me to take pictures of them

ALWAYS

ya mom wrangled my big boy

Tourist magnet, couple magnet

I take pics

i take very nice pics

So I must seem pretty trustworthy after all 😉

start a career in photography

wee woo

I just am hyperobservent now because of my stalker n shit ig

smh

Well, I don't think I take particularly good ones lol. But I'm not a total noob - I always make sure they have PLENTY to choose from later

my professors always stare at me

That's the first secret to photography btw

lol

Take a fuckton

And pick the best one

ez pz

sure

and i know they are looking at me most of the time because i'll be in the corner

It seems obvious, but like...my mom will literally take ONE picture

Nigga what if someone blinks?

lmao

What if someone's double chin flaps in the wind?

my mom looks china so her eyes are always closed

YOu can't do that to peeps

lol

i hate when my double chin flaps in the wind

damn

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my brother makes me take pics for his instagram

Dang I gotta pee real bad

Should I just piss on my face

For old times sake?

it’s like 30 at a time