I came from /k/

yes <:apuyes:673419223715807259>

>be going through TSA checkpoint
>my bag gets selected for (((inspection)))
>open it up
>"we just have to take out your laptop and run it again"
>okay no problem
>mfw they didn't see my mace

<:smug:673420781107281920>

lol

now we call that an epic gamer move

Dickheads almost made me miss boarding

They checked it *again* for a 2.5 oz bottle of lotion

Still didn't see it

<:kek:673429914447249428>

So these are the people suppose to help prevent dangerous shit going through. Makes you wonder what the fuck else has gone through.

<:really:673419076969824256>

Yeah seriously

I'm in Massachusetts too

They probably would have shot me if they found it

Welcome, <@!298596170454925312>! <#673099578127679488> <#673087910131662859>

Welcome

mace?

Eh oh

i mean

if we die

we die

Welcome, @zceejkr! <#673099578127679488> <#673087910131662859>

@Deleted User pepper spray

Welcome zceejkr

Thank you

why pepper spray

Too young for concealed carry in my state

ah

its not allowed in france anyway

I know, I carried it in Paris anyway though

I can play the "I'm American and I didn't know" card <:smug:673420781107281920>

If only they would outlaw terrorism

Welcome, @Dad! <#673099578127679488> <#673087910131662859>

HI

im preppin for the virus

new @ this can i get some advice i guess

Sup adnof

sup michael pie

What can I getcha