yes lad

shadow people are real

LOL

THE RAPTURE

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ever taken deleriants kid?

send you to the shadow realm

my ex's autistic dad loved talking about the rapture

holy shit

My mom won't stop talking about it

what if i just believe in a higher being

It's really depressing

you need to move out

You shouldn't really talk about it as a christian

like, damn idc which one it is specifically im just gonna be moral

Wait, your. Ex's dad was autistic? That means he had sex..

Its a nono to predict it

at least be sensible in your apocalyptic scenarios

WAIT I HaVE A CHANCE?

poggers

I fucked a bitch before marrige so im going to hell aparrently

confess

It's not really as much predicting it, but it's moreso translating the bible from hebrew to figure out the exact definition of every word to figure out that the coming apocalypse described in Revelations is exactly like how the world is today

That is an aggressive reddit fedora take on it

You misspelled 'raped a dog'

I'll send you a guy my mom watches religiously

*hebrew?*

HAHAHAHHA

I'm surprised he's not a lulcow honestly because he seems like a really easy target

🇮🇱 👃 🇮🇱 👌

https://www.youtube.com/user/TheJonathankleck/videos

ngl my dick does feel weird after you lose your virginity but that might be the condom allergy

Pee on my balls im a faggot

ball pee

Gay

pee is stored in the balls

his youtube channel picture literally says jk

this guy is retarded

Boner is just poop backed up waiting to get squeezed out

no he's serious