Message from @Squid

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2020-03-13 23:57:50 UTC  

Duh

2020-03-13 23:57:54 UTC  

If I remember correctly women ATTEMPT more

2020-03-13 23:57:59 UTC  

But men are more successful

2020-03-13 23:58:01 UTC  

As always

2020-03-13 23:58:02 UTC  

Oh so it's an attention thing

2020-03-13 23:58:04 UTC  

attempt is pussy shit

2020-03-13 23:58:07 UTC  

😂😂

2020-03-13 23:58:10 UTC  

women cut

2020-03-13 23:58:16 UTC  

and that is an "attempt"

2020-03-13 23:58:23 UTC  

I tried killing myself with a plastic bag like a retard

2020-03-13 23:58:36 UTC  

I tried ODing

2020-03-13 23:58:38 UTC  

shoulda just drank windex

2020-03-13 23:58:47 UTC  

and you would have been in the news

2020-03-13 23:58:51 UTC  

as the windex guy

2020-03-13 23:58:51 UTC  

Almost got away with it until I started vomiting my brains out at 3 in the morning

2020-03-13 23:58:59 UTC  

Woke everyone in the fucking house up

2020-03-13 23:59:00 UTC  

I was a child at the time so I just figured If I stop breathing I'll die

2020-03-13 23:59:18 UTC  

No concept of drinking poisons

2020-03-13 23:59:19 UTC  

Men use messy things like guns or razorblades to do it and women usually use prescription piss or toaster bathbomb

2020-03-13 23:59:27 UTC  

pills

2020-03-13 23:59:33 UTC  

Dude if I kill myself I want it to be messy as fuck

2020-03-13 23:59:35 UTC  

If you attempt suicide and fail you didn't actually want to die imo

2020-03-13 23:59:45 UTC  

I agree tbh

2020-03-13 23:59:53 UTC  

As a suicide retard

2020-03-13 23:59:59 UTC  

As an attempter I agree

2020-03-14 00:00:02 UTC  

Yeah

2020-03-14 00:00:02 UTC  

Except for fringe cases where people hold a gun one degree off and just make themselves vegetables

2020-03-14 00:00:07 UTC  

<:just:684645144133500934>

2020-03-14 00:00:10 UTC  

weeeeeeee

2020-03-14 00:00:21 UTC  

If I really wanted to die I wouldn't have clawed the bag off my face

2020-03-14 00:00:22 UTC  

me go on wheel chair now

2020-03-14 00:00:28 UTC  

>if you don’t take enough pills to kill yourself and run out you didn’t actually want to die

2020-03-14 00:00:32 UTC  

<:pinkwojak:673420781182779442>

2020-03-14 00:00:38 UTC  

Fringe case

2020-03-14 00:00:39 UTC  

What if you shoot yourself in the head and end up like the courier from new vegas

2020-03-14 00:00:46 UTC  

okay okay

2020-03-14 00:00:53 UTC  

then every case that’s failed is fringe

2020-03-14 00:00:58 UTC  

what he really means is half assed attempts

2020-03-14 00:00:59 UTC  

I'll retract it

2020-03-14 00:01:04 UTC  

Then you have to go on a life long journey