Message from @Mura The Dealer

Discord ID: 688174208077135897


2020-03-13 23:57:04 UTC  

Yes.

2020-03-13 23:57:08 UTC  

like pedo biden?

2020-03-13 23:57:13 UTC  

Yeah

2020-03-13 23:57:17 UTC  

:/

2020-03-13 23:57:21 UTC  

What are the pigs and military gonna do? Shoot children?

2020-03-13 23:57:27 UTC  

Yes m

2020-03-13 23:57:29 UTC  

Reminder that this is a progressive server <:fuckjannies:673427613368320000>

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2020-03-13 23:57:30 UTC  

but in a controlled safe manner after assuming control of the government

2020-03-13 23:57:44 UTC  

That was a dumb question. They already kill kids

2020-03-13 23:57:48 UTC  

Exactly

2020-03-13 23:57:50 UTC  

Duh

2020-03-13 23:57:54 UTC  

If I remember correctly women ATTEMPT more

2020-03-13 23:57:59 UTC  

But men are more successful

2020-03-13 23:58:01 UTC  

As always

2020-03-13 23:58:02 UTC  

Oh so it's an attention thing

2020-03-13 23:58:04 UTC  

attempt is pussy shit

2020-03-13 23:58:07 UTC  

😂😂

2020-03-13 23:58:10 UTC  

women cut

2020-03-13 23:58:16 UTC  

and that is an "attempt"

2020-03-13 23:58:23 UTC  

I tried killing myself with a plastic bag like a retard

2020-03-13 23:58:36 UTC  

I tried ODing

2020-03-13 23:58:38 UTC  

shoulda just drank windex

2020-03-13 23:58:47 UTC  

and you would have been in the news

2020-03-13 23:58:51 UTC  

as the windex guy

2020-03-13 23:58:51 UTC  

Almost got away with it until I started vomiting my brains out at 3 in the morning

2020-03-13 23:58:59 UTC  

Woke everyone in the fucking house up

2020-03-13 23:59:00 UTC  

I was a child at the time so I just figured If I stop breathing I'll die

2020-03-13 23:59:18 UTC  

No concept of drinking poisons

2020-03-13 23:59:19 UTC  

Men use messy things like guns or razorblades to do it and women usually use prescription piss or toaster bathbomb

2020-03-13 23:59:27 UTC  

pills

2020-03-13 23:59:33 UTC  

Dude if I kill myself I want it to be messy as fuck

2020-03-13 23:59:35 UTC  

If you attempt suicide and fail you didn't actually want to die imo

2020-03-13 23:59:45 UTC  

I agree tbh

2020-03-13 23:59:53 UTC  

As a suicide retard

2020-03-13 23:59:59 UTC  

As an attempter I agree

2020-03-14 00:00:02 UTC  

Yeah

2020-03-14 00:00:02 UTC  

Except for fringe cases where people hold a gun one degree off and just make themselves vegetables

2020-03-14 00:00:07 UTC  

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2020-03-14 00:00:10 UTC  

weeeeeeee

2020-03-14 00:00:21 UTC  

If I really wanted to die I wouldn't have clawed the bag off my face