I AM MY OWN FORTRESS

Remember K/D ratio under 5 is gay

Btw if they end up confiscating your devices and look at server history 95% of my posts are satire.

What's the other 5%

Cock and ball torture.

based

also hope you guys did your workouts today

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all day every day

fatties and soylets will die first in SHTF

right now I'm soylet

what does that even mean

unironically

soylet?

I'm a skinny fuck

probably can't bench half my own weight

oof

bulk up boi

get some weed and a bunch of peanut butter, you won't have any problems gaining weight

tbh I probably need to eat less carbs
the reality is that I just don't eat enough calories to gain weight

exactly

calories in > calories out

When I was doing my pushups every day I was more toned but I still didn't really bulk up

ofc that was only for like a month or two

but it shouldn't be hard to reform my diet considering it'll probably consist of "lol just eat more meat/butter"

get some free weights if you can

but pushups good as long as you can maintain a caloric surplus

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You drunk again?

yeah

have to wake up early tomorrow

Tomorrow or later today?

oh

today

in like six hours

RIP

My fucking dumbass cat just gave me a heart attack

Started screaming and banging around in my living rooms sounding like she was dying

Thought she was fighting a pack of wolves or something but there was just something outside

Like she's yelled out there having fights before and I went out and scared whatever away