It's very complicated and why?

Because in the religion of Christianity AND Judaism we are ALL sons of god

All children of god

Sons daughters of god

Which is what the Holy Trinity tries to explain (I think. Not actually a Christian. Just a nerd)

Jesus isn't the son of God. He is God who acts like a son

I’m a nerd too

Fucking weird

The fuck lol

The Holy Trinity I mean

So god is his own father lol

Maybe he's Marty from Back to the Future

That shit makes less sense then saying he was the only thing alive before earth

HE'S MARTY FRIM BACK TO THE FUTURE!!!!

I’m a conservative Jew, I follow the 10 commandment and I will give you a full diagram of them

Yeah, I know them

Not in the right order

No not them the true meanings meant

Because English is fucked in the 1600s

The "Lord's name in vain" didn't mean saying "Oh God!"

When the KJB was made

Yes

I’m actually shocked you knew that not many do

It meant to not use God as an excuse

And yeah, I like pissing people off using their own beliefs

It’s great even though I love everyone equally if they do good

I hate everyone equally

TRUE EQUALITY!!!!

Lol

Aye

The only praying I do is when I fuck my gf!!!

Haha 🤣

Or when i fuck the Queen

Woah! GILF!!

The Queen is a GILF

“I am the lord your god who took you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage.”

This means god hates slavery

His morality is good

It also says “hey I did this for you, you are obligated to follow these commandments at least the 7 of Noah if you do not believe in my existence”

Not Queen Elizabeth the Queen consort of discord

Ah ok

And I like what Bo Burnham said in his song From God's Perspective

Let me see if I can find the quote

Lol