fuck this chilli is so good

im such a good cook

if only i could find a husband... #tradlyfe

work on finding ur brain first blitz

what about that derrick guy

hes "trad' isnt it

t-rad

T(cell) Rad

ok

hats this hat meme

why am i otter now

@Slayerworth Cuckington III I'm intelligenter than you will ever be

good day Gerald

mmyes the hat is a sign of dignification

obviously, and u can deadlift 6 gorillion so......there's that too

mmyes indeed

mmmyes

7 gorillion now that I'm on cycle!

mmyes

have a drink, sometihng with an umbrella in it

Shiiiiiieet

impressive

🍹

I want a sparkler in it

ping <@&407860422121881601>

@Joseph Goebbowls no

If I don't get retina damage from my drink, what's even the point?

muhahaha

<@&407860422121881601> BUTLER, I REQUIRE A DRINK WITH SPARKLERS AND UMBRELLAS IN IT

* Sips whiskey

mmmyes of course

@Blitz ⚡

Preferably served in a coconut but if there are no coconuts, I will accept a hollowed-out mango.

i have to like that one

for a lesser-than he has a certain charm

mmmyes

Drunken Irish laughter intensifies

dont you have a potato to boil into non-existance?

I lost my eyesight years ago from drinking too much homemade moonshine.....I type on my brail keyboard now..

*chortles elitedly