red skis

skins*

But most natives look brown, with the exceptions of the black and white mixed natives.

but the vikings settled very early

What's that got to do with anything?

so america was white

Errr. You realize they had like two settlements

still

And when they got here,

The entirety of the two continents was still brown

yea

its still white though

and lets just leave it at that

Except it's not?

So if a small group of white people who failed to invade New England counts as America being white,

Then America is now black, right?

And Asian.

And gay and pagan and satanic

we’re the most successful race

That's funny.

You guys literally made almost nothing important before colonization

We’re the reason America exists

We made law

Me and an African friend went over the stuff white folks claimed credit for and their only successes before colonization are some bland vegetables and the piano.

No you didn't.

yep

And no you aren't.

yep

You exist because WE saved you,

And lent you our advise on government.

from what?

Your laws are not new.

There were thousands of laws before you guys.

blacks are committing the majority of the crime

Starvation is what we saved you from.

you must live on a different planet

Without us all your colonies would have died.

we had farms and game

Which is thanks to us.

you spun cotton

We taught you basic agriculture to survive here.