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-define hitler
**Hitler**: A [unit] used to measure the degree of a [mass genocide]. The typical [conversion] is 1 Hitler = 6,000,000 deaths.
*for [futher] refrence [stalin] is [rated] at about 3 hitlers*
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-define stalin
**Stalin**: [God] of [the universe]
*i was [smoking] a [blunt] [amd] i saw Stalin*
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-define based
**Based**: Is when you dont [care] what people think
[its a way of life]
Doing what you [want]
how u want
wearing what u want
*the [LV] book bag looks [gay on] you
[idc] im based*
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why is everybody defining shit
-define shit
-define mee6
**shit**: 1. One of the most popular swear/cuss/curse words/profanities
2. another word Feces. Poop. Dookie. Scheisse. Poo Poo. Brownies.
The Shit List:
The Ghost Shit
The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the bowl.
[The Clean Shit]
The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit in the bowl, but there's no shit on the toilet paper.
[The Wet Shit]
You wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.
The Second Wave Shit
This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.
The Brain Hemorrahage Through Your [Nose Shit]
Also known as "Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Shit". You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a stroke.
The Corn Shit
No explanation necessary.
The [Lincoln Log] Shit
The kind of shit that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it down without first breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush.
The Nororius Drinker Shit
The kind of shit you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the tread mark left on the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush.
The "Gee, I Really Wish I Could Shit" Shit
The kind where you want to shit, but even after straining your guts out, all you can do is sit on the toilet, cramped and farting.
The Wet Cheeks Shit
Also known as the "[Power Dump]". That's the kind that comes out of your ass so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water.
The Liquid Shit
That's the kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt, splashes all over the side of the toilet bowl and, at the same time, chronically burns your tender [poop-chute].
The Mexican Food Shit
A class all on its own.
The Crowd Pleaser
This shit is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to someone before flushing.
The Mood Enhancer
This shit occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, thereby allowing you to be your old self again.
The Ritual
This shit occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper.
The Guinness Book Of Records Shit
A shit so noteworthy it should be recorded for future generations.
[The Aftershock] Shit
This shit has an odour so powerful than anyone entering the vicinity within the next seven hours is affected.
The "[Honeymoon's Over]" Shit
This is any shit created in the presence of another person.
[The Groaner]
A shit so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance.
[The Floater]
Characterized by its floatability, this shit has been known to resurface after many flushings.
The Ranger
A shit which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in a rocking or bouncing motion, but quite often the only solution is to push it away with a small piece of toilet paper.
The Phantom Shit
This appears in the toilet mysteriously and no one will admit to putting it there.
[The Peek-A-Boo] Shit
Now you see it, now you don't. This shit is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control.
The Bombshell
A shit that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either inappropriate to shit (i.e. during lovemaking or a root canal) or you are nowhere near shitting facilities.
[The Snake Charmer]
A long [skinny shit] which has managed to coil itself into a frightening position - usually harmless.
The Olympic Shit
This shit occurs exactly one hour prior to the start of any competitive event in which you are entered and bears a close resemblance to the [Drinker's] Shit.
The Back-To-Nature Shit
**mee6**: A [discord bot]. [That's it].
*Shit, I meant "![seinfeld]", not "+seinfeld"! [Dammit], [Mee6]!*
*(<http://mee6.urbanup.com/11503768>)* *3 more results*
This shit may be of any variety but is always deposited either in the woods or while hiding behind the passenger side of your car.
The Pebbles-From-Heaven Shit
An adorable collection of small turds in a cluster, often a gift from God when you actually can't shit.
[Premeditated Shit]
Laxative induced. Doesn't count.
[Shitzopherenia]
Fear of shitting - can be fatal!
[Energizer] Vs. [Duracell] Shit
Also known as a "Still Going" shit.
[The Power Dump] Shit
The kind that comes out so fast, you barely get your pants down when you're done.
The [Liquid Plumber] Shit
This kind of shit is so big it plugs up the toilet and it overflows all over the floor. (You should have followed the advice from the Lincoln Log Shit.)
[The Spinal Tap] Shit
The kind of shit that hurts so much coming out, you'd swear it's got to be coming out sideways.
The "I Think I'm Giving Birth Through My Asshole" Shit
Similar to the Lincoln Log and The Spinal Tap Shits. The shape and size of the turd resembles a tall boy beer can. Vacuous air space remains in the rectum for some time afterwards.
The Porridge Shit
The type that comes out like toothpaste, and just keeps on coming. You have two choices: a) flush and keep going, or b) risk it piling up to your butt while you sit there helpless.
The "I'm Going To Chew My Food Better" Shit
When the bag of Doritos you ate last night lacerates the insides of your rectum on the way out in the morning.
The "I Think I'm Turning Into A Bunny" Shit
When you drop lots of cute, little [round ones] that look like marbles and make tiny splashing sounds when they hit the water.
The "What The Hell Died In Here?" Shit
Also sometimes referred to as "The [Toxic Dump]". Of course you don't warn anyone of the poisonous bathroom odour. Instead, you stand innocently near the door and enjoy the show as they run out gagging and gasping for air.
The "I Just Know There's A Turd Still Dangling There" Shit
Where you just sit there patiently and wait for the last [cling-on] to drop off because if you wipe now, it's going to smear all over the place.
*"[AW SHIT]"
"I [have to] [take a shit]"*
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nice
okay
No
-define sleep
**sleep**: You have been awake for [18 hours] and are now viewing this [useless definition] of sleep. You are very tired and your brain is not functioning at its normal capacity. The bags under your eyes are starting to [weigh] you down. It's 1:30am and you have to get up at 6:30am for work. Another coffee wont help you now...
*[Turn off] your computer and [get some] sleep you [net junky]!!*
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-define shit
**shit**: 1. One of the most popular swear/cuss/curse words/profanities
2. another word Feces. Poop. Dookie. Scheisse. Poo Poo. Brownies.
The Shit List:
The Ghost Shit
The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the bowl.
[The Clean Shit]
The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit in the bowl, but there's no shit on the toilet paper.
[The Wet Shit]
You wipe your ass fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your ass and your underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.
The Second Wave Shit
This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.
The Brain Hemorrahage Through Your [Nose Shit]
Also known as "Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Shit". You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a stroke.
The Corn Shit
No explanation necessary.
The [Lincoln Log] Shit
The kind of shit that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it down without first breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush.
The Nororius Drinker Shit
The kind of shit you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the tread mark left on the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush.
The "Gee, I Really Wish I Could Shit" Shit
The kind where you want to shit, but even after straining your guts out, all you can do is sit on the toilet, cramped and farting.
The Wet Cheeks Shit
Also known as the "[Power Dump]". That's the kind that comes out of your ass so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water.
The Liquid Shit
That's the kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt, splashes all over the side of the toilet bowl and, at the same time, chronically burns your tender [poop-chute].
The Mexican Food Shit
A class all on its own.
Seems accurate
The Crowd Pleaser
This shit is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to someone before flushing.
The Mood Enhancer
This shit occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, thereby allowing you to be your old self again.
The Ritual
This shit occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper.
The Guinness Book Of Records Shit
A shit so noteworthy it should be recorded for future generations.
[The Aftershock] Shit
This shit has an odour so powerful than anyone entering the vicinity within the next seven hours is affected.
The "[Honeymoon's Over]" Shit
This is any shit created in the presence of another person.
[The Groaner]
A shit so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance.
[The Floater]
Characterized by its floatability, this shit has been known to resurface after many flushings.
The Ranger
A shit which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in a rocking or bouncing motion, but quite often the only solution is to push it away with a small piece of toilet paper.
The Phantom Shit
This appears in the toilet mysteriously and no one will admit to putting it there.
[The Peek-A-Boo] Shit
Now you see it, now you don't. This shit is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control.
The Bombshell
A shit that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either inappropriate to shit (i.e. during lovemaking or a root canal) or you are nowhere near shitting facilities.
[The Snake Charmer]
A long [skinny shit] which has managed to coil itself into a frightening position - usually harmless.
The Olympic Shit
This shit occurs exactly one hour prior to the start of any competitive event in which you are entered and bears a close resemblance to the [Drinker's] Shit.
The Back-To-Nature Shit
This shit may be of any variety but is always deposited either in the woods or while hiding behind the passenger side of your car.
The Pebbles-From-Heaven Shit
An adorable collection of small turds in a cluster, often a gift from God when you actually can't shit.
[Premeditated Shit]
Laxative induced. Doesn't count.
[Shitzopherenia]
Fear of shitting - can be fatal!
[Energizer] Vs. [Duracell] Shit
Also known as a "Still Going" shit.
[The Power Dump] Shit
The kind that comes out so fast, you barely get your pants down when you're done.
The [Liquid Plumber] Shit
This kind of shit is so big it plugs up the toilet and it overflows all over the floor. (You should have followed the advice from the Lincoln Log Shit.)
[The Spinal Tap] Shit
The kind of shit that hurts so much coming out, you'd swear it's got to be coming out sideways.
The "I Think I'm Giving Birth Through My Asshole" Shit
Similar to the Lincoln Log and The Spinal Tap Shits. The shape and size of the turd resembles a tall boy beer can. Vacuous air space remains in the rectum for some time afterwards.
The Porridge Shit
The type that comes out like toothpaste, and just keeps on coming. You have two choices: a) flush and keep going, or b) risk it piling up to your butt while you sit there helpless.
The "I'm Going To Chew My Food Better" Shit
When the bag of Doritos you ate last night lacerates the insides of your rectum on the way out in the morning.
The "I Think I'm Turning Into A Bunny" Shit
When you drop lots of cute, little [round ones] that look like marbles and make tiny splashing sounds when they hit the water.
The "What The Hell Died In Here?" Shit
Also sometimes referred to as "The [Toxic Dump]". Of course you don't warn anyone of the poisonous bathroom odour. Instead, you stand innocently near the door and enjoy the show as they run out gagging and gasping for air.
The "I Just Know There's A Turd Still Dangling There" Shit
Where you just sit there patiently and wait for the last [cling-on] to drop off because if you wipe now, it's going to smear all over the place.
*"[AW SHIT]"
"I [have to] [take a shit]"*
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🔯 <-- ew
-define jew
**jew**: [A jew] is a person of the [jewish] [relgion]
*[Johnnys] Girlfriend [Dee] is [a Jew]*
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-define atheist
**Atheist**: There are two in-use definitions of the word 'atheist':
1.) A person who lacks belief in a god or gods. People who use this definition categorize [atheists] as either negative (or [implicit] or weak) atheists or positive (or explicit or strong) atheists. Negative atheists, while they don't believe in a god, do not positively [assert] that no gods exist. Positive atheists, however, do.
2.) A person who believes that no god or gods exist.
Those who consider themselves atheists (who are usually positive atheists) tend to define 'atheist' using the former definition, and those who believe in a god or gods tend to define 'atheist' using the latter. In both cases, this seems to be a demagogic practice intended to classify either as many or as few people as atheists as possible. Negative atheists are usually referred to as [agnostics].
While neither definition of [atheism] entails any personality traits of atheists or of those who do believe in a god or gods (sometimes referred to as 'theists'), both atheists and theists tend to believe that certain traits apply to all atheists/theists. Common myths about atheists include: all atheists are arrogant, immoral, rebellious, and/or [intolerant]; all atheists really believe in ([the Christian]) God and are simply in denial; all atheists are depressed and believe life is meaningless. Common myths about theists include: all theists are naive and/or intolerant; all theists don't really believe in their god(s) and just pretend to because they're afraid that if people realised that no god exists, there will be complete chaos; all theists are weak and look to their god(s) for comfort. It hardly needs to be said that while these myths apply to a select few individuals in each group, the claim that they apply to every atheist or every [theist] is false.
Negative atheists justify their lack of belief in god(s) by pointing out that no evidence exists for the existence of god(s), and justify their lack of disbelief by pointing out that no evidence exists for the nonexistence thereof. Positive atheists often assert that while no evidence for god(s) exists, it should be [by default] assumed that they do not, until evidence is found. Some also try to use logic to prove that God does not exist, but this is often attached by theists and weak atheists as being mere [wordplay]. Some theists and weak atheists also assert that logic is superficial and meaningless (which is an easily refutable claim), and that [only one's] inner feelings can lead them to truth. Some positive atheists (and deists), however, are led to their [stance] through their feelings. Some feel that because the world is filled with evil and [malice], and all-loving, [benevolent] god cannot exist. Those who are led to their stance through this feeling, however, cannot justify their disbelief in a [malevolent] god in the same way. Some reject the idea of the Christian God because the Bible states that non-Christians are [condemned] to Hell, and reject the idea as being too disturbing. While the same argument can also be made against the gods of various other religions, including Islam and [Zoroastrianism], it cannot be made against every god (in [Judaism], for example, Hell does not exist).
*"Do you believe in God?"
"No, I don't."
"Then you're an atheist?"
"I suppose. I don't believe God doesn't exist, so I could probably be called an [agnostic] instead. Some [atheists] may consider me a 'negative atheist', though."
"Don't you think atheists.. er, would I call them 'positive atheists'? Don't you think they're [intolerant]?"
"Yes, you'd call them 'positive atheists', and no, I wouldn't say they're all intolerant. While some may come off as arrogant, they're just unable to understand how you can believe in God; you probably come off as arrogant to them, also, because you're unable to understand how they can [disbelieve] in God. People on both sides really need to make an effort to be more tolerant, and to discuss their stance on religion without using childish, immature insults."*
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Who else has to work today