bro no way 😳

Funny

I’ve seen him at the mall

For real?

Yes

I’ve meet Santa

I wish Santa was black so black people had something to be proud of

And I even sat on his lap

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I seen him in a Walmart parking lot smokin a join

Well maybe one day Santa can be black

Santa smokes?

Fake santa does

Santa smokes meth

Oh

black santa gives out weed, Hennessey and crack on Christmas

bad mesh

When I sat on Santas lap I felt happy because I felt the lilipop he was gonna give me under me

He never did give me it

ok fa g

good mesh

I will find black santa

Ohmy

He's in Compton

if i want to inject the stuff in glowsticks into my veins then the government shouldnt be able to stop me

Santa cucked my dad

One year Santa brought me a motorcycle

santa is a bad man

I ate a tidepod in front of a government official

he did nothing

#rebelliousthings

And then another year Santa brought me a pig

did you expect him to

santa thinks kids are really hot

Oh sit

No he doesn’t

Also guys

Santa gave me beatings for Christmas

good

What kind of cookies do you make Santa on Christmas Eve

😢